Valentine's Day Collection

If Picasso weren’t dead, he’d love these blue athletic shorts with a built-in supportive liner that’s also blue. Of course, the shorts won’t fit properly if all your body parts are scrambled around, so maybe Picasso wouldn’t like them after all. Either way, I...

Welcome to your first intergalactic flight. I'll be your astronaut captain today. Please look out the window to your right. What you see there is Niptune. You can spot Niptune by her veiny exterior and rosy red areola. Off to your left, you'll spot Uranus...

If Picasso weren’t dead, he’d love these blue athletic shorts with a built-in supportive liner that’s also blue. Of course, the shorts won’t fit properly if all your body parts are scrambled around, so maybe Picasso wouldn’t like them after all. Either way, I...

Think drawing hand turkeys is a dumb kids’ activity? Think again. These bikini undies show off what a hand turkey can look like when you get a little more creative. From middle fingers to that Vulcan hand thing I can’t do, these hand turkeys are...

We all thought that ghosts said, "boo"...turns out, they've always been saying, "boobs". Those are some areola lovin' apparitions right there. This must be why they're called Paranormal EnTITTY'S! Everything makes sense now.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator the whole time. Keep an eye on your appliances while you're wearing these boyshort undies.

A man’s lawn says a lot about him. If it’s scattered with old car parts, it says he probably has a mullet. If it’s perfectly manicured, it says he probably doesn’t drink while on his riding mower. If it looks like this print, it...

When you play rock, paper, scissors, do you always start with the same thing? Or do you mix it up to pull a fast one on your opponent? Also, is it, "rock, paper, scissors" and you throw it on scissors, OR, is it, "rock,...

Slip into this leopard print Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear and get ready for a sexy night with your partner…debating about whether it’s actually a cheetah print. Then after going down a Wikipedia rabbit hole for an hour, maybe you’ll finally get around to...

These athletic shorts are only to be worn on leg day. Just FYI I consider leg day to be every day that I use my legs. So like...every day.

Let your butt hit the couch in this luxuriously cozy pair of bikini underwear. With that thick, stretchy, retro waistband and ridiculously soft fabric, your butt may be in danger of falling into a sweet deep sleep at any given moment. Go on and let it.

Let your butt hit the couch in this luxuriously cozy pair of boyshorts. With that thick, stretchy, retro waistband and ridiculously soft fabric, your butt may be in danger of falling into a sweet deep sleep at any given moment. Go on and let it.

Only the essentials are on this funky bralette.  LIVE: just keep breathing, sister LAUGH: it burns calories and feels good LUBE: feel good while you burn calories

You could wear this bralette and nothing else to a rave. We don't recommend that you do that without pants, but you could...I suppose.

These athletic shorts are only to be worn on leg day. Just FYI I consider leg day to be everyday that I use my legs. So like...every day.

The bright bold colors of this retro ski-inspired sweater will help you stand out on the slopes. And also stand out to the rescue crew sent to airlift you to a hospital after you go full yard sale on the slopes.

Let your butt hit the couch in this luxuriously cozy pair of cheeky underwear. With that thick, stretchy, retro waistband and ridiculously soft fabric, your butt may be in danger of falling into a sweet deep sleep at any given moment. Go on and let it.

Here you have it, our greatest masterpiece, our Sistine chapel ceiling, our Mona Lisa: a pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear trunks featuring carney balloon animals making whoopie. The world doesn't deserve art like this, but to keep something this beautiful to ourselves would...

  Eeeeeeeeveryone knows what happens under the mistletoe. Don't neglect tradition!

Here are the definitive rankings of who would win in various scenarios - Santa vs. Krampus: Brownie bake off: Santa Special brownie bake off: Krampus Arm Wrestling: Krampus Leg Wrestling: Santa (holding up that belly? you don't skip leg day) Wooing the lady of the house:...

With this exclusive collaboration, at least SOMETHING down your pants will resemble a horse.

Get your package into The King Sized Halloween themed package of Ball Hammocks™ today. This spooky men’s boxer 3 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear money...

What’s the best tropical fruit? Guava, hands down. But this print is all about pineapples and those are also pretty darn tasty. Pro Tip: Next time you’re in Hawaii do yourself a favor and tour a pineapple plantation. Your taste buds will thank you....

Welcome to Ron Swanson's wet dream. Fire up the BBQ because today's gathering is BYOM (bring your own meat).

PSA: This Valentine's Day is on Hump Day so put a camel toe or two on your crotch with this hot 'n spicy new pair of cheekies. Don't forget the match for your lover.

PSA: This Valentine's Day is on Hump Day so put a camel toe or two on your crotch with this hot 'n spicy new bralette. Don't forget the matching undies for you and your lover.

Remember when a peach and an eggplant used to just be the ingredients in a really bad smoothie? Celebrate our new sext-positive culture with these men’s Pajamaralls® that puts innuendos on your end-o.

See mom? Shinesty doesn't ONLY make X-rated underwear!! Created for the subtle indulger of Valentine's Day apparel, this is The Heartthrob. Don't worry, this bralette does NOT have any hidden phallic objects in those adorable little hearts. They are just teeny, anatomically incorrect hearts scattered around your greatest asset. 

Ah, the age old question: Which is better: Bananas that are peeled or bananas that still have all the original skin on there? Spark the debate with these Ball Hammock® pouch trunks underwear. Just remember to throw them in the hamper after you take...

Sunday…Sunday…SUNDAY! Or any other day of the week is a perfect time to wear this monster truck themed Ball Hammock® pouch trunks underwear. With so much automotive carnage on your underwear, it’s gonna take some big lug nuts to pull off this look.