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Shinesty Guide to Marital Bliss | Erotic GuidebookVendor: ShinestyA collection of erotic wisdom to keep things freaky and fun for decades to come. Marriage is work—but sex shouldn’t be. This guidebook is the result of rigorous research and extensive experimentation in the field of lovemaking. Inside you will find the entirety of...
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Solid and Pattern Mix Pack | Tropical and Solids Heel Hammock™ Ankle Socks 3 PackVendor: ShinestyIntroducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 3 pack of ankle socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...
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Solid Pink | Face MaskVendor: ShinestyGet the solid pink face mask now. The CDC is now recommending that everyone wear face masks. As a humor-based clothing company, we felt compelled to design adequate masks. Introducing a face mask that will protect yourself and others, and gain the undeniable approval...
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Solid Red | Face MaskVendor: ShinestyGet the solid red face mask now. The CDC is now recommending that everyone wear face masks. As a humor-based clothing company, we felt compelled to design adequate masks. Introducing a face mask that will protect yourself and others, and gain the undeniable approval...
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That 70s Dress | Thanksgiving Plaid Wrap DressVendor: ShinestyYas gurl. This 70's vintage inspired dress is just what you've been looking for. Featuring the best fall vibes out of anything on this website, this orange plaid wrap dress is bound to be a new favorite. Buy it for Friendsgiving, but be prepared...
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That 70s Suit | Womens Orange Plaid Thanksgiving SuitVendor: ShinestyIf the grand display nature puts on every year tells us anything, it's that Autumn is a formal affair and we should dress accordingly. Besides, nothing says "happy fall, y'all" like getting all dressed up to go on a hayride. Pair this flattering women's...
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The 007 Shadow Prowler | Mens Black Suit PantsVendor: ShinestyEven outrageous dressers like you have to go incognito sometimes, and that's where these black suit pants come in. With the finesse of both a shadow-prowling jungle cat and the legendary James Bond, these sleek black pants expertly disguise your wild side until the...
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The 009 | Black Tuxedo Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVendor: ShinestyName's Dong. James, Dong. Dress your genitals to the 9s with these black tie tuxedo boxers. Why? Because first impressions are everything. That's why they offed Bambi’s mom in the first scene of the movie. Who’s gonna watch 90 minutes about a deer unless...
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The 009 | Black Tuxedo Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyName's Dong. James, Dong. Dress your genitals to the 9s with these black tie tuxedo boxers. Why? Because first impressions are everything. That's why they offed Bambi’s mom in the first scene of the movie. Who’s gonna watch 90 minutes about a deer unless...
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The 009 | Black Tuxedo Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyLook great at any formal event in these long leg tuxedo Ball Hammock® pouch underwear before being politely asked to leave. Fun Fact: A lot of people rent their tuxedo underwear, but if you’re gonna wear it more than twice in your life it...
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The 009 | Mens Tuxedo Pajamaralls®Vendor: ShinestyWear these tuxedo Pajamaralls® to a wedding. Please. These were destined for bigger opportunities than just laying on the couch. Give them the life they deserve at a bachelor party, a Bar Mitzvah, a black tie wedding. Just do it and then tag us...
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The 009 | Tuxedo Heel Hammock™ Ankle SocksVendor: ShinestyWhether you need to accept an Oscar or go on a top secret spy mission, these socks will make sure your feet meet the black tie dress code.
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The 009 | Tuxedo Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVendor: ShinestyWhether you need to accept an Oscar or go on a top secret spy mission, these socks will make sure your feet meet the black tie dress code.
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The 12 Slays of Christmas | Christmas Scene Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyDelivering packages around the entire world in just one night is a stressful job. If you think about it, Santa’s life would be a whole lot easier if fewer people were alive. This Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly highlights just SOME of the dark fantasies Santa...
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The 12 Slays of Christmas | Christmas Scene BraletteVendor: ShinestyDelivering packages around the entire world in just one night is a stressful job. If you think about it, Santa’s life would be a whole lot easier if fewer people were alive. This strappy bralette highlights just SOME of the dark fantasies Santa has had about...
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The 12 Slays of Christmas | Christmas Scene Cheeky UnderwearVendor: ShinestyDelivering packages around the entire world in just one night is a stressful job. If you think about it, Santa’s life would be a whole lot easier if fewer people were alive. These cheeky undies highlight just SOME of the dark fantasies Santa has had about...
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The 12 Slays of Christmas | Christmas Scene Modal Bikini UnderwearVendor: ShinestyDelivering packages around the entire world in just one night is a stressful job. If you think about it, Santa’s life would be a whole lot easier if fewer people were alive. These bikini undies highlight just SOME of the dark fantasies Santa has had about...
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The 3 Leafs To The Wind | St Patricks Day Clovers Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyThis Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear with Fly is guaranteed to imbue you with the fabled Luck of the Irish. Especially when it comes to beating public urination charges on St. Patrick’s Day.
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The 3 Legged Race | Solid Ball Hammock® Boxer Brief 3 PackVendor: ShinestyShop the 3 Legged Race men’s underwear pack. This men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs...
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The 3 Legged Race | Solid Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 3 PackVendor: ShinestyShop the 3 Legged Race men’s underwear pack. This men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs...
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The 303 | Denver Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: Shinesty
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The 50 Shades | Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear 3 PackVendor: ShinestyGet your package into The 50 Shades 3 value package of Ball Hammocks™ today. This men’s boxer 3 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear money...
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The 50 Shades | Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear 5 PackVendor: ShinestyGet your package into The 50 Shades 5 value package of Ball Hammocks™ today. This men’s boxer trunks 5 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear...
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The 50 Shades | Grey Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks UnderwearVendor: ShinestyOur designers analyzed 50 shades of grey to come up with this: the most desirable shade for your new Ball Hammock trunks. Feel free to buy 50 pairs if you'd like to have 50 50 shades of grey.
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