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The Pine Tree Playgirl | Retro Christmas Trees Pajamaralls®
Any one of the beautiful pines on these Pajamaralls would make the perfect Christmas tree. But don’t try to actually cut one down. This is just a piece of clothing on your body, and taking a chainsaw to one of these festive pines could do...- $64.99 USD
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The Pineapple Express | Pineapple Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
Pineapple makes my mouth itch, but I don't care. It's such a lovely sweet treat. What kind of a person would pass up a piña colada? Not me. Eat, drink and wear your pineapples happily with this pair of long Ball Hammock pouch underwear that will...- $29.99 USD
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The Pinky Toes | Tri Color Block Heel Hammockâ„¢ Ankle Socks
I just want a big ole bowl of sherbet now...and I don't even like sherbet and it definitely should be spelled sherbert.Â- $14.99 USD
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The Pipe Tobacco | Blue Plaid Party Tie
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The Pittsburgh Steelers | Ladies Unisex NFL Overalls
The only thing that would make these Pittsburgh Steelers overalls better would be if they came with a yellow towel but we know you already have at least 12 of them waiting for the next game day. Stuff a few extras in one of...- $59.99 USD
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The Pittsburgh Steelers | NFL Gameday Blazer
Introducing the all-new Steelers Blazer - a versatile piece of Steel City magic. Like a formidable defense, our Steelers jacket keeps you protected from the outside elements. Like an electric wide receiver, you’ll want this Steelers suit jacket to catch looks.- $59.99 USD
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The Pittsburgh Steelers | Unisex NFL Overalls
These Pittsburgh Steelers overalls are the steel curtain of game-day apparel. Crafted with cotton denim and adorned with steel strap fasteners, you could play four quarters of football in these suckers and they’d still be ready for your dinner date in the strip.- $59.99 USD
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The Plaid And Simple | Green Buffalo Check Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs
These Ball Hammock® briefs have so many uses. You can put your taters in the pouch to keep them safe and sound. You can play checkers on them. You can lay them out as a picnic blanket for ants. That's about it.- $27.99 USD
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The Plaid And Simple | Green Buffalo Check Bralette
This bralette has so many uses. You can slide into it to keep your tatas safe and sound. You can play checkers on it. You can lay it out as a picnic blanket for ants. That's about it.Â- $29.99 USD
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The Poinsettia Playboy | Red Plaid Christmas Flight Suit
Thirsty gawkers won't be able to take their eyes off your huge zip when you put it on full display in this Christmas plaid flight suit. You'll look hotter than a yule log whether you're suiting up to search for a last minute stocking...- $99.99 USD
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The Poinsettia Playgirl | Red Plaid Christmas Jumpsuit
What is there to say about this hot little red plaid jumpsuit... Taking your top off to pee is a small price to pay when it comes to enjoying holiday beverages with extreme holiday style, but all the compliments you'll get on the retro...- $59.99 USD
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The Polar Plunge | Polar Bear Ball Hammock® Boxer and Cheeky Underwear Pack
- $45.58 USD
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The Popsicle Stick | USA Popsicle Swim Brief
Remember that feeling of being a kid at the pool in the summertime? The sun is just toasty enough to make the concrete nice and warm. Your mom hands you a popsicle. You devour the icy treat as quickly as you can, but the...- $44.99 USD
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The Porch Swing | Light Blue Caned Wicker Wrap Dress
This blue and white wicker pattern transports you to your front porch on a warm summer’s day. Relax in the shade and wave to your neighbors as you secretly gossip about them with your partner by your side. Glass of lemonade sold separately.- $59.99 USD
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The Powerhouse | Blue Polarized Retro Macho Sunglasses
These Macho Polarized Sunglasses don’t just block sunlight. THEY BODY SLAM THOSE RAYS TIL THEY’RE BEGGING FOR MERCY. These bad boys feature all 3 primary colors because there’s nothing secondary about you. Polarized. Revo lenses. Looks nice but warning, they do not play well with...- $39.99 USD
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The PSL's | Latte Bralette
Hi there, my name is Paige. *Hi Paige* And I'm addicted to pumpkin spice lattes. I think the dependency started in 7th grade when I got my first pair of Ugg boots. It was all downhill after that. I watched Ryan Gosling movies on...- $7.99 USD
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The Puppy Style | Ugly Christmas Sweater Tie
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The Purple Passion | Men's Purple Tie
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The Pyrotecnips | Naughty Fireworks Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear
Might wanna leave the kids at home for this X-rated fireworks display. When these pyrotechnics go off, you won’t just hear a bang, you’ll see one too.- $27.99 USD
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The Pyrotecnips | Naughty Fireworks Cheeky Underwear
Might wanna leave the kids at home for this X-rated fireworks display. When these pyrotechnics go off, you won’t just hear a bang, you’ll see one too.- $19.99 USD
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The Pyrotecnips | Naughty Fireworks Heel Hammockâ„¢ Ankle Socks
Now you can finally have fireworks going off by your feet while keeping all your toes.- $14.99 USD
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The Pyrotecnips | Naughty Fireworks Heel Hammockâ„¢ Crew Socks
Now you can finally have fireworks going off by your feet while keeping all your toes.- $14.99 USD
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The Pyrotecnips | Naughty Fireworks Women’s Boxers
Might wanna leave the kids at home for this X-rated fireworks display. When these pyrotechnics go off, you won’t just hear a bang, you’ll see one too.- $19.99 USD
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The Quarterback Sack | Football Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
One thing’s for sure: When you drop trou wearing this pair in the bedroom, your fantasy football team is about to score. And thanks to the supportive pouch on this Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly, there’s no way your balls can...- $29.99 USD
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The Queen Cobra | Snakeskin Modal Boyshort Underwear
Did you know that snakes use their tongue to smell? What do you do with your tongue? Burn it on pizza the second it gets out of the oven? Embarrassing!- $19.99 USD
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The Quick And Sexy Sloth | Men's Swim Brief
Sloths are the slowest mammals on the planet. But if there's one thing they're quick at, it's sex. Seriously, it takes them 5 seconds, including foreplay, to get off. So, next time you're a one-pump-chump and hear, "That was the quickest orgasm on the...- $34.99 USD
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