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Say goodbye to our boring cash based economy and celebrate the much sexier monetary policy of beads & boobs. E Pluribus Unum? Nah. Ostende Nobis Ubera Tua! (You’re gonna need Google Translate for this one.)

Make everyday casual thigh day with these extra short pouch lined athletic shorts.

Make everyday casual thigh day with these pouch lined athletic shorts.

There's no better nap on the planet than a nap taken in this Cat Napper hammock. Except maybe a nap with a lightly snoring puppy on your chest. That's just too cute. This hammock comes with adjustable straps and can be packed nice and...

Well, these sure as snow aren't jeans. We know your eyes are already buzzing from trying to look at this design, but just know this retro ski onesie has some of the brightest neon greens, pinks, and yellows the bunny hill has ever. It's...

I'd do very naughty things to be wearing these swim trunks and reclining on a catamaran right now. Instead, I'm sitting on my couch watching the 5th consecutive hour of a waves crashing on a shore on Youtube. I bet you'd do some naughty...

You don’t have to be the type of person who keeps caviar on deck for your morning fried eggs and crème fraîche. You could be an Eggo-waffle-with-peanut-butter-and-oj-straight-out-of-the-bottle kinda guy. You don’t have to be rich to look rich. Everything you see is an elaborate...

You don’t have to be the type of person who keeps caviar on deck for your morning fried eggs and crème fraîche. You could be an Eggo waffle with peanut butter and oj straight out of the bottle kinda guy. You don’t have to...

There exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply untrue. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing this Poinsettia covered Christmas suit. In fact, initial product testing reported...

Need to blend in while hunting in just your underwear? Good news! (Also you have weird hobbies, but who am I to judge?)

Need to blend in while hunting in just your underwear? Good news! (Also you have weird hobbies, but who am I to judge?)

Are you being hunted for sport by a bunch of rich people and you’re totally naked except for a pair of socks? Well your chances of survival just went way up if you’re wearing this pair. Good luck out there.

Need to blend in while hunting in just your underwear? Good news! (Also you have weird hobbies, but who am I to judge?)

Need to blend in while hunting in just your underwear? Good news! (Also you have weird hobbies, but who am I to judge?)

Enjoy this pair of Ball Hammock pouch underwear for breakfast, lunch & of course, girl dinner.

Enjoy this MicroModal thong for breakfast, lunch & of course, girl dinner.

Enjoy this seamless thong underwear for breakfast, lunch & of course, girl dinner.

Enjoy this pair of women's boxers for breakfast, lunch & of course, girl dinner.

We're pulling from the optimal jean pool here for our newest pair of denim swim briefs. Introducing The Chattahoochee Daddy USA denim patterned men's swim suit. With our aquatic denim line receiving rave reviews, we felt the need to expand our offerings. If you've...

We're pulling from the optimal jean pool here for our newest ladies denim one piece swimwear. Introducing The Chattahoochee Mama USA denim patterned women's one piece swimsuit. With our aquatic denim line receiving rave reviews, we felt the need to expand our offerings. If...

The Top 3 Pies Of All Time: #1) Apple #2) Pumpkin #3) Pizza. But if you extend the list to the Top 20, you’ll eventually hit cherry. With this paradICE™ Cooling Ball Hammock® Underwear, you can honor a mediocre dessert with an exceptional undergarment.

The Top 3 Pies Of All Time: #1) Apple #2) Pumpkin #3) Pizza. But if you extend the list to the Top 20, you’ll eventually hit cherry. With this paradICE™ Cooling Bralette, you can honor a mediocre dessert with an exceptional undergarment.

Wallflowers need not apply when it comes to these neon retro athletic shorts. But if you’ve got a big personality, or just time traveled from 1993, these are the shorts for you. With a vibrant pattern on the outside, and a colorful liner underneath,...

Wallflowers need not apply when it comes to these neon retro athletic shorts. But if you’ve got a big personality or just time traveled from 1993, these are the shorts for you. With a vibrant pattern on the outside, and a colorful liner underneath,...

This is the dream you have after watching Burlesque before bed while eating crispy chicken strips dunked in ranch dressing.

We also could have called this pair of Ball Hammock trunks, "The Hooters". I'm not gonna lie to you, it took me a few glances to notice those adorable knockers.

Rubies. Roses. Really bad sunburns. Nature’s most beautiful creations are dark red and so are these cooling boxers. A bold Pinot Noir. That’s another good one. Should’ve led with that. Let’s see, what else… Ooh, kidney beans! Sorry, what were we talking about?