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This is why your cookies end up with lots of crumbs inside the Tupperware.

This is why your cookies end up with lots of crumbs inside the tupperware.

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Get a dustpan and a broom for the crumbly cookies I'm talkin' CRUMBCRUMBCRUMB

Get a dustpan and a broom for the crumbly cookies I'm talkin' CRUMBCRUMBCRUMB

  Get a dustpan and a broom for the crumbly cookies I'm talkin' CRUMBCRUMBCRUMB

Get a dustpan and a broom for the crumbly cookies I'm talkin' CRUMBCRUMBCRUMB

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This is the perfect uniform for your days spent on the hill 'til night falls and you strip it off to slip into a piping hot jacuzzi. You'll only regret the ski suits you don't buy.

This is the perfect uniform for your days spent on the hill 'til night falls and you strip it off to slip into a piping hot jacuzzi. You'll only regret the ski suits you don't buy.

Channel the year 2012 and your inner Ke$ha. Throw some glitter and make it rain champagne all night long in this gold glitter printed short skirt. This festive gold Christmas skirt has all the fun and flare of glitter with no mess whatsoever. Perfect...

As a very wise man once said, "Start with straight shots and then pop bottles" (Lil Wayne, 2007). But let me tell ya, homegirl, when you wear this gold glitter printed women's blazer, bottles won't be the only thing poppin' off. This gold suit...

Get this epidemiologist face mask now. The CDC is now recommending that everyone wear face masks. As a humor-based clothing company, we felt compelled to design adequate non-medical masks. Introducing ridiculous face masks that will protect yourself and others, and gain the undeniable approval...

This horseshoe covered Hawaiian WILL bring you good luck. And if it doesn't, it will at least bring you a few smirks at that handsome devil looking back at you in the mirror.

Return to the simple days of your childhood when Halloween was innocent fun and you were still years away from seeing a “Sexy Ear Of Corn” costume. This G-rated Ball Hammocks® Pouch Trunks Underwear features cute ghosts inspired by all your favorite Halloween monsters. Although I...

Return to the simple days of your childhood when Halloween was innocent fun and you were still years away from seeing a “Sexy Ear Of Corn” costume. This G-rated Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear features cute ghosts inspired by all your favorite Halloween monsters. Although I...

Return to the simple days of your childhood when Halloween was innocent fun and you were still years away from seeing a “Sexy Ear Of Corn” costume. These G-rated bikini undies feature cute ghosts inspired by all your favorite Halloween monsters. Although I do see...

The perfect print to decorate your gourd during decorative gourd season.

Feel like you're laying in a field of daisies on a balmy summer evening with this pair of super soft and stretchy Ball Hammock trunks. The best part about NOT actually laying in a field of flowers is you won't get all itchy and no bugs will...

Feel like you're laying in a field of daisies on a balmy summer evening with this pair of super soft and stretchy Ball Hammocks. The best part about NOT actually laying in a field of flowers is you won't get all itchy and no bugs...

Feel like you're laying in a field of daisies on a balmy summer evening with these super soft and stretchy cheekies. The best part about NOT actually laying in a field of flowers is you won't get all itchy and no bugs will crawl across your butt.

Feel like you're laying in a field of daisies on a balmy summer evening with this pair of super soft and stretchy long leg Ball Hammocks. The best part about NOT actually laying in a field of flowers is you won't get all itchy and no bugs will...

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Deck your teats with boughs of holly fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, 'tis the season to get naughty fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, don we now our festive knockers fa-la-la, LA-LA-LA, la-la-laaaaaa.