Shinesty

Picture this: Your mom gave you a ziplock baggy full of quarters, you double-knotted your sneakers, you just picked up your BFF and now mom is dropping you both off at the arcade. There will be neon-colored slushees, finger traps and scarves made of...

Do you bleed red, white, and blue? Then you should probably see a doctor. But after you get that checked out, you’re gonna wanna check yourself out in this American flag Ultimate Suit. Perfect for the patriotic businessman, or geography buff attending a vexillology...

If there was a song we could release this too, it'd definitely be Sheryl Crow & Kid Rock's summer hit, "Picture". If this USA blue stars bikini were a drink, it'd be an ice cold Caprisun you long for on a hot summer day....

If there was a song we could release this too, it'd definitely be Sheryl Crow & Kid Rock's summer hit, "Picture". If this USA blue stars bikini were a drink, it'd be an ice cold Caprisun you long for on a hot summer day....

I hope you're taking notes on what this pattern is showing off the next time you're trying to spice things up in the bedroom. Let us know how it goes too. Take this pair of bikini undies as the pure art that it is....

I hope you're taking notes on what this pattern is showing off the next time you're trying to spice things up in the bedroom. Let us know how it goes too. Take this pair of boyshort undies as the pure art that it is.

Right hand red...left foot green. Back in the day, it wasn't as simple of a game. The positions pictured on this pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear are for experts only. Please use extreme caution when attempting the whoopee you see here.

I hope you're taking notes on what this pattern is showing off the next time you're trying to spice things up in the bedroom. Let us know how it goes too. Take this pair of long leg Ball Hammocks as the pure art that...

I hope you're taking notes on what this pattern is showing off the next time you're trying to spice things up in the bedroom. Let us know how it goes too. Take this MicroModal thong as the pure art that it is.

I hope you're taking notes on what this pattern is showing off the next time you're trying to spice things up in the bedroom. Let us know how it goes too. Take this pair of women's boxers as the pure art that it is....

This pair of Ball Hammock® pouch trunk underwear are a reminder that life can always get weirder. Embrace it.

If these Athletic Shorts look plain on the outside, they’re anything but underneath. The liner pops with a design that’s geometric and retro, or “georetric” as so far only I’m calling it. Of course, the liner is only the SECOND most enjoyable thing under...

Put this snakeskin jumpsuit on. The danger is what makes this beauty. You bring the bite, venom, and ultimately the antidote that can counteract such a bite. Wear it pride and hold its danger close as you’ll soon feel the power a snakeskin garment...

Pop the champagne because these jubilant boyshort undies are ready to start the party. So hit the bar and wrap your hands around a massive cocktail. Here’s to you, girl!

Where's the lever, I'm ready to hit the jackpot.

This adorable pink and white striped bralette magically turns you into the goddess of love (at least in your mind).

This adorable pink and white striped MicroModal thong magically turn you into the goddess of love (at least in your mind).

This adorable pink and white striped seamless thong magically turn you into the goddess of love (at least in your mind).

Forget leaf peeping. When you put on this men's suit jacket this fall, people are gonna drive upstate to go YOU peeping! Which is actually a huge invasion of privacy so be safe and keep your blinds down.

Bravo to whoever invented socks. Can you imagine raw dogging your gym shoes? Disgusting.

Bravo to whoever invented socks. Can you imagine raw dogging your gym shoes? Disgusting.

Behold the natural beauty of Arizona. The Grand Canyon. The Petrified Forest. And now, this underwear. You’ve definitely gotta see all 3 in person to truly appreciate them.

Behold the natural beauty of Arizona. The Grand Canyon. The Petrified Forest. And now, this underwear. You’ve definitely gotta see all 3 in person to truly appreciate them.

Behold the natural beauty of Arizona. The Grand Canyon. The Petrified Forest. And now, this underwear. You’ve definitely gotta see all 3 in person to truly appreciate them.

Behold the natural beauty of Arizona. The Grand Canyon. The Petrified Forest. And now, this underwear. You’ve definitely gotta see all 3 in person to truly appreciate them.

Fun Fact #50: The best place to buy turquoise jewelry is the southwest. The best place to wear turquoise jewelry is nowhere.

Shop the Ash and Ember men’s pouch underwear pack featuring a lengthy 8.5 inch inseam. This solid black men’s long leg boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x...

As seen on Chicago Cubs players celebrating the first Cubs National League pennant in 71 years. We were inspired to create these faux-denim swim briefs when we saw some country boy rocking out at a Florida Georgia Line concert, hammered off of Four Lokos...

Pick-Up Line #15:  “Are you a Gemini? Cuz looking at you has my Mercury rising.” Effectiveness Rating: 10/10 or 0/10 depending if they believe in science

Pick-Up Line #15:  “Are you a Gemini? Cuz looking at you has my Mercury rising.” Effectiveness Rating: 10/10 or 0/10 depending if they believe in science