Americana Collection

The patriotic design on these socks ensure that your toes have one more layer of protection when you’re drunkenly setting off fireworks on the 4th of July. Buy a second pair and maybe you’ll even keep all your fingers.

Break wind in this unisex red, white & blue windbreaker. The breeze ain't got nothin' on you.

Light the fuse, stand back, and get ready to blast off. This Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear stuffs a whole lot of firecrackers down your pants. What could go wrong? If you only lose a couple fingers, consider yourself lucky.

This pouch is home sweet home for your huevos. The closer you look at this gas-station-inspired pair the more gorgeousness you'll see. Let freedom ring, baby.

O say can you see the patriotism practically dripping off these boyshort undies? The broad stripes and bright stars exude the American spirit. One thing’s for sure: This pattern is definitely making MY red rocket glare.

We're not talking about fireworks here. Lean in closer to see why this X-Rated print belongs under the mattress rather than on the mantle. 

We're not talking about fireworks here. Lean in closer to see why this X-Rated print belongs under the mattress rather than on the mantle. 

If John Hancock existed in 2022, instead of a ridiculously large signature, he'd probably drive a lifted truck and rev the engine at stoplights.

Introducing The Mascot Ball Hammock® briefs, aka the eagle's nest, where your balls will experience an unprecedented level of comfort and support from here on out. It's as if your plums mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in this...

We're pulling from the optimal jean pool here for our newest ladies denim one piece swimwear. Introducing The Chattahoochee Mama USA denim patterned women's one piece swimsuit. With our aquatic denim line receiving rave reviews, we felt the need to expand our offerings. If...

Introducing The Mascot Ball Hammock® with fly, aka the eagle's nest, where your balls will experience an unprecedented level of comfort and support from here on out. It's as if your plums mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in...

Know what you don't see by dawn's early light? My thighs. These 8.5 inseam Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with long legs are ready to cover your thighs in the most patriotic fashion. Getcha some.

Treat your sweet peaches to The Intramural Champ couples matching underwear pack right now. This grey cheeky matching ladies underwear 2 pack just became your newest favorite pairs. Spice things up with your S.O with this hers and hers underwear pack.

If you could...would you add 2.5 inches down there? Ya, we knew your answer would be yes. Ours is too. That's why we took our best selling pair of USA themed Ball Hammock® and gave it an 8.5 inch inseam. This eagle is looking...

Oh, you thought Coronavirus was the reason for the 2021 child boom? WRONG. You try working from home when you and your other half are wearing nothing but these sultry satin American flag robes.

They're so soft and supportive, you'll forget they're there. However, there's an enormous, menacing grizzly bear right over your jimmy, so no one else who sees them will ever be able to forget they're there.

This is hands down the most patriotic men's USA themed blazer on the Earth. Vintage western themed, this red men's suit jacket makes me want to cry to the sound of a child singing The National Anthem. If you can imagine what it would...

Nothing is more rurally arousing than these USA overalls. Yes, they're stylish, but they're also practical. The front flap can fit 4 Bud Lights, 2 Cornitas (sorry boys, just the 8 ouncers), and a White Claw. That's about as spacious as a $1 million...

You are the decider. You chose to wear this to your 10-year high school reunion, the local dive bar, and any other scenario this American flag eagle swim brief is perfect for. People will look, and this brief will undoubtedly stare right back at...

We're pulling from the optimal jean pool here for our newest pair of denim swim briefs. Introducing The Chattahoochee Daddy USA denim patterned men's swim suit. With our aquatic denim line receiving rave reviews, we felt the need to expand our offerings. If you've...

If these popsicles don't SCREAM summer time to you...then I don't know what will. 

Pool parties will never be the same...Introducing The Slam Dunk women's bikini bottom. Lots of people think adult pool parties are just cocktails and sunshine. Not anymore. Don't lounge around doing nothing. Organize a water basketball game, get chicken fights going, fill up water...

If there was a song we could release this too, it'd definitely be Sheryl Crow & Kid Rock's summer hit, "Picture". If this USA blue stars bikini were a drink, it'd be an ice cold Caprisun you long for on a hot summer day....

The only thing that could make these American flag overalls better would be to put a majestic bald eagle on the front pocket, oh wait, we already did that. These USA overalls that got chopped into red, white and blue short overalls are perfect...

If there was a song we could release this too, it'd definitely be Sheryl Crow & Kid Rock's summer hit, "Picture". If this USA blue stars bikini were a drink, it'd be an ice cold Caprisun you long for on a hot summer day....

It's the same blue USA seersucker blazer that you know and love, but we went and made this sucker about as light blue as possible before your grandfather starts questioning your life choices. So don't worry, this puppy is grandfather approved so you can...

We designed the USA retro ski headband because hats just cover too much of the top of your head. Sometimes you only want forehead and middle-of-the-back-of-the-head coverage. Say no more fam, let the top of the dome free with the only USA ski headband...

This men's USA themed suit jacket features red and white stripes topped with patriotic blue stars. The big knit pattern evokes the feeling that someone's grandmother knit a blanket like this back in the day, and that brings a sense of ease to my...