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Plaid used to be the print of lumberjacks and brawny home improvement guys, but not anymore. These days, you can't walk down a city street without seeing someone sporting the pattern, and we don't mind. These red and green plaid pants have the pattern...

What's the backstory to this green and red plaid Christmas suit you ask? Well, there was a time when flannels actually meant something. The flannel used to be strictly for Home Improvement’s Al Borland, lumberjacks who get their maple syrup straight from the source,...

This red and green checkered pattern is violently similar to the one I wore back in my private school girl days. Never in my years on this planet would I think that I would choose to wear this pattern again, but here I find...

This red and green plaid reminds me of my middle school uniform. I don't quite understand why I am so attracted to this plaid Christmas wrap dress. Is it the nostalgia talking? Is it the allure of the Friday night lights in central California?...

As you stare longingly at this green and red tartan print suit pants, you might remember playing with Lincoln Logs as a kid, building nice little homes for your pretend tiny family. Well fast forward to now, where things aren't as Lincoln Log promised....

As you stare longingly at this green and red tartan print skirt, you might remember playing with Lincoln Logs as a kid, building nice little homes for your pretend tiny family. Well fast forward to now, where things aren't as Lincoln Log promised. You...

Have you ever seen a tiger shark in the wild? Then you can't confirm or deny that the tiger shark isn't just a shark with orange tiger stripes on it. These men's tropical suit pants feature bright blue leaves and adorably frightening sharks with...

This seamless thong was made for those days when you have to interact with someone you can't stand. You probably shouldn't throw them the bird to their face, but you will rest assured know that your crotch is throwing the bird at them for...

Look at all those cuties in that giant load of…ghosts! Some look happy, some look spooky, and some just look like they’re feeling spunky.

Look at all those cuties in that giant load of…ghosts! Some look happy, some look spooky, and some just look like they’re feeling spunky.

Look at all those cuties in that giant load of…ghosts! Some look happy, some look spooky, and some just look like they’re feeling spunky.

Look at all those cuties in that giant load of…ghosts! Some look happy, some look spooky, and some just look like they’re feeling spunky.

Look at all those cuties in that giant load of…ghosts! Some look happy, some look spooky, and some just look like they’re feeling spunky.

Get your package into The Long Weekend value package of long leg Ball Hammocks™ today. This men’s boxer 3 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear money can...

Did you know that around 120,000 Mint Juleps are served over the two day period at the Derby? Most of those bevy's cost around $11 a pop, but, you also order one that will run you a pretty penny around $1,000. Rest assured knowing...

One time in 4th grade I got a love letter from a secret admirer. I was simply overjoyed and eager to figure out who in my class sent it. Turns out it was from my mom. Don't wait for someone else to send you a love...

One time in 4th grade I got a love letter from a secret admirer. I was simply overjoyed and eager to figure out who in my class sent it. Turns out it was from my mom. Don't wait for someone else to send you a love...

Wearing white frame sunglasses, for the most part, make you look like a mall rat circa '08. That's why we decided to reinvent the game with these white & teal mirrored retro sunglasses. In order to make sure the white frames do not label...

Put the lime in the coconut and add some banana, maybe a papaya? Let's get creative with this fruity cocktail themed ladies bralette. Made from wildly soft MicroModal material, this comfy bra may have just passed up your over-worn Calvin Klein sports bra. Get...

Here's the deal. This American flag blazer is the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, when you wake up and put this on people will stare and be like damn, that flag lined blazer pisses excellence. But you already knew that. That's...

It feels like the first time every time you slide these American flag-lined suit pants on. They're subtle yet carry a big stick, so we decided to go with a classic navy look on the outside with an American flag on the inside to...

Take your package to paradICE™ with this tropical pair of cooling Ball Hammock pouch underwear. They feel kinda like... The cold side of your pillow, eternally Laying nakey on a cold tile floor in the summer time Getting a gentle hug from the abominable snowman...

Look comfortable and stylish in this soft terry cloth shirt while you debate with your friends over one of the most contentious issues in fashion: Is it a button UP or a button DOWN?

It's an anomaly how something so outrageous like a tiger costume, let alone an orange tiger suit can make onlookers purr like a kitten in heat. It's like Tony the Tiger if he were the poster boy for Marlboro Reds and KY instead of...

It's an anomaly how something so outrageous like orange striped tiger pants can make onlookers purr like a kitten in heat. It's like Tony the Tiger if he were the poster boy for Marlboro Reds and KY instead of pushing some sugary cereal. Sound...

Picture yourself in one of those over the water villas in the Maldives when you put on this pair of Ball Hammock pouch underwear with fly. Wow, I need a vacation.

Picture yourself in one of those over the water villas in the Maldives when you put on this blue bralette. Wow, I need a vacation.

Picture yourself in one of those over the water villas in the Maldives when you put on this pair of cheeky underwear. Wow, I need a vacation.