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Does the grey sweatpants effect also work for feet? Asking for a friend...because you know what they say about big feet...

These heathered grey cheeky undies feel 10 times better than that participation trophy did back in the third grade. Do you hear that sound? It's Calvin, shaking in his boots as we release the most comfortable lounge undies that money can buy. Get yours...

This heather grey thong feel 10 times better than that participation trophy did back in the third grade. Do you hear that sound? It's Calvin, shaking in his boots as we release the most comfortable lounge undies that money can buy. Get yours now.

These may be called the Intramural Champs, but with ultra breathable, lightweight and sweat wicking fabric like this...they shoulda made Varsity. Get your buns in these heather grey bikini undies as soon as physically possible.

These may be called the Intramural Champs, but with ultra breathable, lightweight and sweat wicking fabric like this...they shoulda made Varsity. Get your buns in these heather grey boyshort undies as soon as physically possible.

This heathered grey pajama shirt is the most competitive PJ shirt on the market. Not only is it reminiscent of those competitive intramural days, but it's the softest fabric on the planet.

This pair of heathered grey pajama pants are the most competitive pair of PJ pants on the market. Not only is it reminiscent of those competitive intramural days, but it's the softest fabric on the planet.

This heathered grey bralette feel 10 times better than that participation trophy did back in the third grade. Do you hear that sound? It's Calvin, shaking in his boots as we release the most comfortable lounge wear that money can buy. Get yours now.

This pair of heathered grey Ball Hammock® boxers is the most competitive pair of pouch underwear on the market. Not only is it reminiscent of those competitive intramural days, but its the softest, most supportive pouch underwear on the planet.

Introducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 3 pack of ankle socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...

Introducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 3 pack of crew socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...

Put your hot bod into these green and white shamrock printed overalls. St. Patrick's Day is a fantastic, booze filled holiday that should be treated as such. Prove you've got just a little bit of Irish in you with these St. Patty's themed coveralls. Rock...

Legal Disclaimer: Wearing these tropical themed suit pants, thus dressing like a delicious, refreshing human Capri Sun drastically increases the possibility of 1) ordering drinks with little umbrellas, 2) saying things like "It's five o'clock somewhere" and calling everyone "mon," 3) strangers constantly soliciting...

What’s the best tropical fruit? Guava, hands down. But this print is all about pineapples and those are also pretty darn tasty. Pro Tip: Next time you’re in Hawaii do yourself a favor and tour a pineapple plantation. Your taste buds will thank you....

What’s the best tropical fruit? Guava, hands down. But this print is all about pineapples and those are also pretty darn tasty. Pro Tip: Next time you’re in Hawaii do yourself a favor and tour a pineapple plantation. Your taste buds will thank you....

What’s the best tropical fruit? Guava, hands down. But this print is all about pineapples and those are also pretty darn tasty. Pro Tip: Next time you’re in Hawaii do yourself a favor and tour a pineapple plantation. Your taste buds will thank you....

What’s the best tropical fruit? Guava, hands down. But this print is all about pineapples and those are also pretty darn tasty. Pro Tip: Next time you’re in Hawaii do yourself a favor and tour a pineapple plantation. Your taste buds will thank you....

What’s the best tropical fruit? Guava, hands down. But this print is all about pineapples and those are also pretty darn tasty. Pro Tip: Next time you’re in Hawaii do yourself a favor and tour a pineapple plantation. Your taste buds will thank you....

Cheers homie, we’ll drink to that. These Halloween Beer Modal Cheeky Underwear will get your naughty bits buzzed and keep the good times flowing. Just keep your fingers crossed that sleepy hollow doesn’t show up to the bar while you’re rocking these frothy flingables....

Where's the lever, I'm ready to hit the jackpot.

Introducing the Jacksonville Jeankini denim one piece swimsuit: this baby is a one piece, just cheeky enough to get those angles on Instagram, and you bet yer keister the denim's straight out of Daytona Beach where jorts are king. Paired with some dukes, you're...

Introducing The Jacksonville Jort, our denim Ball Hammock® pouch swim trunks featuring a Ball Hammock® pouch to keep your beach balls secure. These bad boys are made only for above ground pools, pontoon boats, redneck hot tubs at the Daytona 500, and pretty much...

Britney and Justin are positively salivating at this denim printed seamless thong. It's the look of denim with none of the chafe and you're gonna want at least 3 pairs.

Holiday Tidings #9 Sorry, but riding in a one-horse open sleigh doesn’t sound fun at all. It sounds cold and smelly.

Holiday Tidings #9 Sorry, but riding in a one-horse open sleigh doesn’t sound fun at all. It sounds cold and smelly.

Holiday Tidings #9 Sorry, but riding in a one-horse open sleigh doesn’t sound fun at all. It sounds cold and smelly.

Holiday Tidings #9 Sorry, but riding in a one-horse open sleigh doesn’t sound fun at all. It sounds cold and smelly.

Holiday Tidings #9 Sorry, but riding in a one-horse open sleigh doesn’t sound fun at all. It sounds cold and smelly.

Holiday Tidings #9 Sorry, but riding in a one-horse open sleigh doesn’t sound fun at all. It sounds cold and smelly.

Holiday Tidings #9 Sorry, but riding in a one-horse open sleigh doesn’t sound fun at all. It sounds cold and smelly.