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Delivering packages around the entire world in just one night is a stressful job. If you think about it, Santa’s life would be a whole lot easier if fewer people were alive. These bikini undies highlight just SOME of the dark fantasies Santa has had about...

The color of these neon green Pit Viper sunglasses came from a wild night of absinthe, dirty Pete's vomit, and one of those paint parties where the college freshmen get all sauced up and rub paint on each other whilst listening to EDM. Thus,...

FORE those who love a sunny Saturday spent on the golf course. Get your cheeks into this golf themed cheeky today.

Say hello to your crotch caddy. Whether your golf bag contains a humble 6 iron or a massive 9 iron, this underwear is a must have for any golfer. The built-in pouch keeps your balls out of the rough & the breathable fabric means...

This Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear is guaranteed to imbue you with the fabled Luck of the Irish. Especially when it comes to beating public urination charges on St. Patrick’s Day.

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Shop the 3 Legged Race men’s underwear pack. This men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs...

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Wear this pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear as a reminder that it's always 5 o'clock in Margaritaville. It may only be half past twelve, but who's asking anyways? Pour yourself something tall and strong, take a sip and slip into this pair of...

Santa Claus is a global icon, but he can be a little vanilla for some people’s taste. I’d love to give you all 50 shades of Santa but this is a product description for our Santa Face Christmas Onesie, not a novel. Here are...

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Santa Claus is a global icon, but he can be a little vanilla for some people’s taste. I’d love to give you all 50 shades of Santa but this is a product description for our Santa Face Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly, not...

Santa Claus is a global icon, but he can be a little vanilla for some people’s taste. I’d love to give you all 50 shades of Santa but this is a product description for our Santa Face Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With...

Santa Claus is a global icon, but he can be a little vanilla for some people’s taste. I’d love to give you all 50 shades of Santa but this is a product description for our Santa Faces ladies unisex Christmas Onesie, not a novel....

Depending on your behavior, he might bring you presents or he might bring you a spanking, but whether you've been naughty or nice, Santa's not the only one coming tonight. Built in beer opener. Check.Shoulder fasteners. Check.Fly for dudes. Check.5 pockets. Check.

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Santa Claus is a global icon, but he can be a little vanilla for some people’s taste. I’d love to give you all 50 shades of Santa but this is a product description for our Santa Face Modal Boyshort Underwear, not a novel. Here...

Depending on your behavior, he might bring you presents or he might bring you a spanking, but whether you've been naughty or nice, Santa's not the only one coming tonight. Do it in your blue Christmas Pajamaralls®.Built-in beer opener. Check.Shoulder fasteners. Check.Fly for dudes....

Our designers analyzed 50 shades of grey to come up with this: the most desirable shade for your new Ball Hammock trunks. Feel free to buy 50 pairs if you'd like to have 50 50 shades of grey.

Our designers analyzed 50 shades of grey to come up with this: the most desirable shade for your new Ball Hammocks. Feel free to buy 50 pairs if you'd like to have 50 50 shades of grey.  

Our designers analyzed 50 shades of grey to come up with this: the most desirable shade for your new Ball Hammock briefs. Feel free to buy 50 pairs if you'd like to have 50 50 shades of grey.

Our designers analyzed 50 shades of grey to come up with this: the most desirable shade for your new Ball Hammocks. Feel free to buy 50 pairs if you'd like to have 50 50 shades of grey.