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Pick-Up Line #15:  “Are you a Gemini? Cuz looking at you has my Mercury rising.” Effectiveness Rating: 10/10 or 0/10 depending if they believe in science

Pick-Up Line #15:  “Are you a Gemini? Cuz looking at you has my Mercury rising.” Effectiveness Rating: 10/10 or 0/10 depending if they believe in science

Pick-Up Line #15:  “Are you a Gemini? Cuz looking at you has my Mercury rising.” Effectiveness Rating: 10/10 or 0/10 depending if they believe in science

Pick-Up Line #15:  “Are you a Gemini? Cuz looking at you has my Mercury rising.” Effectiveness Rating: 10/10 or 0/10 depending if they believe in science

With great courage and fight, a Falcon never drops its prey, because it can be stored in one of the five pockets on these bad boys. The Atlanta Falcons overalls are hotter than Hotlanta in the summertime. Strap into this Falcons bib and hold...

Atlanta Falcons overalls. Just what you need in a bustling metropolis - overalls made with sturdy, cotton denim. When wearing these Atlanta Falcons bibs, don’t be surprised if you suddenly find yourself at the welcoming end of some good ol’ southern comfort.

Oh, were you expecting socks with just ONE shade of blue? Well strap in, baby, cuz this pair features not one, not two, NOT EVEN THREE, but I think FOUR shades of blue. (I’m pretty sure it’s four. I zoomed in and hurt my...

If you’ve ever said, “I know, I’ll wear my plain gray bow tie to the big party!” then you should move along because this bold, teal bow tie is not for you. Legally we can only sell this product to someone willing to shoulder...

Is it getting hot in here? If the snowflakes on this Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear with Fly turn from blue to white then things are definitely heating up. That’s because this print uses thermo-chromatic color changing ink, so really you’re getting 2 pairs for...

Go ahead. Treat yo self. Order that $14 avocado toast at the trendy restaurant because you deserve it. Quit wearing saggy cotton boxers. Upgrade your package to Ball Hammock®. You deserve scrotal serenity.

It's the same blue USA seersucker blazer that you know and love, but we went and made this sucker about as light blue as possible before your grandfather starts questioning your life choices. So don't worry, this puppy is grandfather approved so you can...

This retro onesie says, "I'm here to party, and I'm here to combust your corneas." Stay cozy and be the center of attention at every single slumber party you'll be attending this winter (I know, the invites just don't stop coming).

This pair of USA pineapple cheeky underwear will transport you to a backyard barbecue when you were a kid. The bottoms of your feet are burning from the hot cement, so you run as fast as you can into the pool. Your dad's grilling...

Aw hell...it’s that time of year again, isn’t it? We'll go ahead and wish the Sinful Santas an early Merry Mother Lovin' Christmas. The Sinful Santa red Christmas suit does not give a peppermint patty unless there are strong drinks, money to be stolen,...

Made especially for the man who only posts on Instagram twice a year with a picture of him smiling with his most impressive catch of the day.

It’s hard to eat a gingerbread cookie without feeling like you’re brutally torturing a tiny man but we shall persevere. Oh also, take a closer look at these festive cookie shapes before buying these Ball Hammock briefs as a gift.

It’s hard to eat a gingerbread cookie without feeling like you’re brutally torturing a tiny man but we shall persevere. Oh also, take a closer look at these festive cookie shapes before buying these Ball Hammocks as a gift.

It’s hard to eat a gingerbread cookie without feeling like you’re brutally torturing a tiny man but we shall persevere. Oh also, take a closer look at these festive cookie shapes before buying these long leg Ball Hammocks as a gift.

It’s hard to eat a gingerbread cookie without feeling like you’re brutally torturing a tiny man but we shall persevere. Oh also, take a closer look at these festive cookie shapes before buying this modal thong as a gift.

It’s hard to eat a gingerbread cookie without feeling like you’re brutally torturing a tiny man but we shall persevere. Oh also, take a closer look at these festive cookie shapes before buying these boyshorts as a gift.

It’s hard to eat a gingerbread cookie without feeling like you’re brutally torturing a tiny man but we shall persevere. Oh also, take a closer look at these festive cookie shapes before buying this seamless thong as a gift.

It’s hard to eat a gingerbread cookie without feeling like you’re brutally torturing a tiny man but we shall persevere. Oh also, take a closer look at these festive cookie shapes before buying these women's boxers as a gift.

"Who is this Gatsby? He was a German spy during the war. A German spy? No, no, no. He's the Kaiser's assassin. I heard he killed a man once. True. Kills for fun, free of charge. He's certainly richer than God. You don't really...

"Vasectomy" is so technical and not very sexy. We prefer "The Balls Voyage". This pair of Ball Hammock pouch underwear commemorates the big day with some adorable illustrations. But that's not all. Ball Hammock underwear has a built in pouch to support those tender, post-op gooseberries. Customers...

Here's a new play for your playbook: The Baltimore Ravens Pet Stretch Jersey. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Ravens fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look...

Warning: he may refuse to wear boring underwear when this pair is an option. It's probably best to get a few pairs, just to be safe.

Like father like son...get this dynamic duo today with this hunting themed matching father and son Ball Hammock® pouch underwear 2 pack. He always wants to be like his dad, now is the perfect time. Protect the family jewels for years to come with...

Like father like son...get this dynamic duo today with this hunting themed matching father and son Ball Hammock® pouch underwear 2 pack. He always wants to be like his dad, now is the perfect time. Protect the family jewels for years to come with...

Like father like son...get this dynamic duo today with this hunting themed matching father and son Ball Hammock® pouch underwear 2 pack. He always wants to be like his dad, now is the perfect time. Dad's Ball Hammocks feature the longer inseam length while...