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Did you just come up with an amazing idea for your Great American Novel but don't have anywhere to write it down? With these notebook inspired socks, you'll never miss the chance to become the next Hemingway. Assuming you remembered a pen.

Did you just come up with an amazing idea for your Great American Novel but don't have anywhere to write it down? With these notebook inspired socks, you'll never miss the chance to become the next Hemingway. Assuming you remembered a pen.

Two of the world's most frequented sites have teamed up to create the single most uplifting dad hat of all time. Introducing the Comment Section Shinesty dad hat, because if you aren't reading the comment section on Pornhub.com you're missing out on the greatest...

Let freedom ring through the states with this USA windbreaker. This is the type of jacket your grandpappy wouldn't lend out because he knew he'd never get it back. That's the power you'll hold with this red, white and blue swishy masterpiece. Bask in...

There’s more to these athletic shorts than meets the eye. There’s a heather gray liner lurking just below the surface. You know it’s there, but no one else can see it. People think you’re going crazy. Fortunately the sage athletic shorts are constantly cleansing...

Shop The Coney Islands couples matching underwear pack right now. This red hot dog matching Ball Hammock® pouch underwear 2 pack just became your newest favorite underwear. Spice things up with your S.O with this his and his men’s boxer briefs pack.

You bring the weiner, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our all-new hot dog Ball Hammock® boxer briefs. We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place you're weiner and tots in these hot dog print boxer briefs and...

You bring the weiner, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our best-selling hot dog pattern now available on a long leg fit. We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place your weiner and tots in these hot dog...

Can I get a YEE HAW for that one? Don't forget the matching pair for him.

Remember when Gateway got people to buy crappy computers just to get a box with a cow pattern on it? If you do, this sexy cow print will send you down memory lane. If you don't, then you're younger than me and I'm jealous...

Remember when Gateway got people to buy crappy computers just to get a box with a cow pattern on it? If you do, this sexy cow print will send you down memory lane. If you don't, then you're younger than me and I'm jealous...

Remember when Gateway got people to buy crappy computers just to get a box with a cow pattern on it? If you do, this sexy cow print will send you down memory lane. If you don't, then you're younger than me and I'm jealous...

Remember when Gateway got people to buy crappy computers just to get a box with a cow pattern on it? If you do, this sexy cow print will send you down memory lane. If you don't, then you're younger than me and I'm jealous...

Remember when Gateway got people to buy crappy computers just to get a box with a cow pattern on it? If you do, this sexy cow print will send you down memory lane. If you don't, then you're younger than me and I'm jealous...

Remember when Gateway got people to buy crappy computers just to get a box with a cow pattern on it? If you do, this sexy cow print will send you down memory lane. If you don't, then you're younger than me and I'm jealous...

Get your package into The Crayon Craze value package of Ball Hammocks™ today. This men’s boxer with fly 5 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear money can...

Get your package into The Crayon Craze value package of long leg Ball Hammocks™ today. This men’s boxer 5 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear money can...

This bright orange Madison blazer is perfect for the discerning outdoorsman who wants to take down a 12-point buck and look good doing it. You can also wear it indoors while NOT killing anything, but that sounds less fun.

These cheeky undies will make people think twice about messing with you, cuz you plaid your dues and if anyone tries to step over your lines, you will absolutely cross them out. And if you’re the type of discerning connoisseur who likes when colors...

You’ll definitely stop traffic wearing these cheeky undies. The vibrant orange color is bold enough to turn heads and like a creamsicle, they’ll be lining up to get a lick.

You’ll definitely stop traffic wearing these boyshort undies. The vibrant orange color is bold enough to turn heads and like a creamsicle, they’ll be lining up to get a lick.

Light the fuse, stand back, and get ready to blast off. This Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear stuffs a whole lot of firecrackers down your pants. What could go wrong? If you only lose a couple fingers, consider yourself lucky.

Light the fuse, stand back, and get ready to blast off. This Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear with Fly stuffs a whole lot of firecrackers down your pants. What could go wrong? If you only lose a couple fingers, consider yourself lucky.

Forget that weird $2 billion sphere that everyone’s obsessed with. Turn yourself into the hottest thing on the Vegas Strip with this neon light inspired design. But be careful: When you embody Vegas this much, people might try to shove quarters inside your slots.

Forget that weird $2 billion sphere that everyone’s obsessed with. Turn yourself into the hottest thing on the Vegas Strip with this neon light inspired design. But be careful: When you embody Vegas this much, people might try to shove quarters inside your slots.

When we created these royal blue Ball Hammock® long johns, we cited ancient mythology and long-standing tradition. According to elder scribes and poets who sported only large packages, the color royal blue was curated in the light of a dress-making competition for Queen Charlotte,...

These blue Ball Hammocks will look great on your skin tone. No I can't see your skin tone through your phone/computer but these honestly look good on every skin tone so I took a chance.

When we created these royal blue Ball Hammock® boxers, we cited ancient mythology and long-standing tradition. According to elder scribes and poets who sported only large packages, the color royal blue was curated in the light of a dress-making competition for Queen Charlotte, the...

Treat your package like royalty with this pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly. The crown jewels sit oh so gently within the built-in pouch keeping you more secure than a diamond in a vault, while still leaving you with plenty of room...

Nothing is more cultured than this Hawaiian kimono. It's Hawaiian... and it's a kimono. It's like our designer went to study abroad and came back with a sense of cultural entitlement. "Actually, the kimono is a traditionally Hawaiian garment despite common misconception." Yeah, okay....