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Picture yourself in one of those over the water villas in the Maldives when you put on this pair of boxers. Wow, I need a vacation.

This chic, eye-catching long brown fur coat is ethically made of 100% faux fur. Think of it like a merkin for your formal wear. This coat is so soft and luxurious you’ll think we manufacture it by shaving a bunch of chinchillas then giving...

Mixing a martini but don’t have any olives? No problem. These olive green undies are the perfect substitute. Just make sure you’ve done laundry or you’ll wind up with an extra dirty martini.

Mixing a martini but don’t have any olives? No problem. These olive green undies are the perfect substitute. Just make sure you’ve done laundry or you’ll wind up with an extra dirty martini.

Mixing a martini but don’t have any olives? No problem. These olive green undies are the perfect substitute. Just make sure you’ve done laundry or you’ll wind up with an extra dirty martini.

Your overgrown collection of old flannels just got really, really jealous. Introducing your newest favorite buffalo check flannel: The Maple Mob. Sure, that other flannel may have been super comfy and a go-to, but this one is way better. With a slight stretch and...

Just imagine, it’s half past noon and you have a cold drink in your hand and your feet in the sand. A relaxing ocean breeze tickling your luscious head of hair. If you wanna live on sponge cake then this Special Margaritaville® Ball Hammock®...

You’ve got more to show than that brand new tattoo when you wear this pair of Margaritaville® Ball Hammock® pouch underwear. Forget about the blown out flip flop, just blend that frozen concoction and hang on, my friend. You may not be able to...

Long story short, these red space dye Ball Hammock® pouch underwear are here to remind you that the Earth is slowly crumbling beneath our feet. But don't worry, not all hope is lost. A few years ago after a particularly aggressive bender, my friend...

Your booty is out of this world and it's high time you treat it like that. Get yourself this pair of space dyed modal cheekies. They're 3x softer than cotton to caress your bum juuuuuust right.

We like to think Martha J would be proud of this women's American flag blazer. And I'm pretty sure we're right. Martha was a boss. She was smart, witty, and mean as heck. When a handmaid accidentally burned MJ with hot tea, Martha refused...

Introducing The Mascot Ball Hammock®, aka the eagle's nest, where your balls will experience an unprecedented level of comfort and support from here on out. It's as if your plums mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in this case,...

Introducing The Mascot Ball Hammock® briefs, aka the eagle's nest, where your balls will experience an unprecedented level of comfort and support from here on out. It's as if your plums mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in this...

Introducing The Mascot Ball Hammock® with fly, aka the eagle's nest, where your balls will experience an unprecedented level of comfort and support from here on out. It's as if your plums mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in...

The boys are guaranteed to get a giggle over having an eagle on their underwear.

If you could...would you add 2.5 inches down there? Ya, we knew your answer would be yes. Ours is too. That's why we took our best selling pair of USA themed Ball Hammock® and gave it an 8.5 inch inseam. This eagle is looking...

These are the official undies of the 4th of July. When the fireworks go off you can rip up your denim skirt and show of this wonder of the world. Just make sure you're in your backyard with consenting adults before letting your eagle...

We present to you, our best selling bald eagle American flag print, now on our brand new women's boxers. With all of the patriotism and double the booty coverage. These undies are soft, stretchy and more comfortable than anything else in your underwear drawer....

Oh, you thought Coronavirus was the reason for the 2021 child boom? WRONG. You try working from home when you and your other half are wearing nothing but these sultry satin American flag robes.

Can you say, "MERICA, FUHK YA!!"?!?! Well I can. This American flag silky smooth kimono robe might be the single most patriotic thing you can put on your body. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. If you purchase this set, you not only receive a USA...

" Can you say, ""MERICA, FUHK YA!!""?!?! Well I can. This American flag silky smooth kimono robe might be the single most patriotic thing you can put on your body. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. If you purchase this set, you not only receive a...

Welcome to The Master Bait & Tackle shop where we always remind our customers that it's not how deep you fish, but how you wiggle the worm. Get your hands on this coozie and gently slip your cold beverage inside.

The only way to protect yourself from an alien invasion is to wear this pair of Ball Hammock underwear with fly covered in intergalactic warriors. If you get abducted by little green men from space, don't say we didn't warn you.

The only way to protect yourself from an alien invasion is to wear this pair of long leg Ball Hammock underwear covered in intergalactic warriors. If you get abducted by little green men from space, don't say we didn't warn you.

These cheeky undies should probably be kept in your bedside table instead of your underwear drawer for easy access.