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This paisley print is proof that our designers can take even the simplest, most well known designs and put a lewd spin on them. Subtle and tasteful are two words they'd use to describe these long leg Ball Hammocks™ with fly.

This paisley print is proof that our designers can take even the simplest, most well known designs and put a lewd spin on them. Subtle and tasteful are two words they'd use to describe these women's boxers.

Introducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 3 pack of ankle socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...

Introducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 3 pack of crew socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...

Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking these socks can be hazardous to your health. Stick to cigarettes instead.

Shop the Package Deal men’s long leg pouch underwear pack featuring a lengthy 8.5 inch inseam. This navy blue men’s long boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x...

Get your package into The Panty Dropper value package of Ball Hammock pouch underwear today. This men’s boxer 3 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear money can...

Hop onto this inflatable jet ski & look like a total badass in the swimming pool. Or look like kind of a jerk in a hot tub since it would take up all the space. But the hot tub jets would make it bounce...

We all thought that ghosts said, "boo"...turns out, they've always been saying, "boobs". Those are some areola lovin' apparitions right there. This must be why they're called Paranormal EnTITTY'S! Everything makes sense now.

We all thought that ghosts said, "boo"...turns out, they've always been saying, "boobs". Those are some areola lovin' apparitions right there. This must be why they're called Paranormal EnTITTY'S! Everything makes sense now.

Think drawing hand turkeys is a dumb kids’ activity? Think again. This Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly shows off what a hand turkey can look like when you get a little more creative. From middle fingers to that Vulcan hand thing I can’t do,...

Peach fuzz is damn adorable. Anyone who tells you different can go kick rocks. These peach pattern cheeky undies are 3 times softer than cotton and certified by my own personal bum for being the coziest underwear ever made. Try 'em yourself and see.

Introducing the Peacock player, probably the greatest Peacock Suit ever invented if anyone else even invented one. In many cultures the peacock is a sexual deity, possessing the ability to cause ground-shaking orgasms from merely the sight of his plumage. That may not be...

Introducing the Peacock player, the single greatest green peacock feather pants ever invented if anyone else even invented them. In many cultures the peacock is a sexual deity, possessing the ability to cause ground-shaking orgasms from merely the sight of his plumage. That may...

It’s easy to “slip into something more comfortable” when your underwear is covered in banana peels. These Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Boxers With Fly are a great source of potassium and contain several inches of Vitamin D.

Oh look, everyone's favorite snack just walked through the door in a light blue candy cane Xmas jumpsuit. All of a sudden everyone is getting pretty hungry and they're staring you up and down, unsure if they want to lick you down to nothing...

Strut your motha frostin' stuff. Not only is everyone staring but they're salivating too. There isn't much that'll make a gal drop her panties in 10 degree weather, but there is this - the light blue candy cane print suit pant beauties. The only...

Strut your motha frostin' stuff. This candy cane print Christmas skater dress is how you're going to assert your dominance this winter. Everyone's got a sweet tooth during the holidays and look who just walked looking like an absolute snack. Not only is everyone...

Strut your motha frostin' stuff. This candy cane print Christmas suit is how you're going to assert your dominance this winter. Everyone's got a sweet tooth during the holidays and look who just walked in packing serious candy cane heat. In this light blue...

Strut your motha frostin' stuff. This light blue candy cane Xmas wrap dress is how you're going to assert your dominance this winter. Everyone's got a sweet tooth during the holidays and look who just walked looking like an absolute snack. Not only is...

Oh look, everyone's favorite snack just walked through the door in a light blue candy cane Xmas blazer. All of a sudden everyone is getting pretty hungry and they're staring you up and down, unsure if they want to lick you down to nothing...

Oh look, everyone's favorite snack just walked through the door in a light blue candy cane high waisted Xmas pants. All of a sudden everyone is getting pretty hungry and they're staring you up and down, unsure if they want to lick you down...

There’s no better way to ring in the new year than with a gold confetti jumpsuit that looks like Leonardo Davinci’s double helix staircase in France. I’ve never seen it, but my coworker said they are strikingly similar. Personally, I just smell expensive perfume...

This pair of Ball Hammocks brings me back to high school when my classmates changed into heather grey t-shirts and pelted each other with dodgeballs. I only got one bloody nose from this "sport" so that's a win in my book.

If Picasso weren’t dead, he’d love these blue athletic shorts with a built-in supportive liner that’s also blue. Of course, the shorts won’t fit properly if all your body parts are scrambled around, so maybe Picasso wouldn’t like them after all. Either way, I...

If you like Piña Coladas...then you'll really like a Miami Vice because it's a Piña Colada mixed with a Strawberry Daiquiri swirled in a tall glass with a long straw and sipping it makes you feel all good and giggly...and getting caught in the...

Better not spill cream cheese on these cream trees. Introducing the Pine Tree Playboy Holiday Blazer, the first ugly Christmas sweater suit that screams "I'm made of money but I'm modest with my spending". We're not saying you'll sell platinum records, we're saying that...

Any one of the beautiful pines on these Pajamaralls would make the perfect Christmas tree. But don’t try to actually cut one down. This is just a piece of clothing on your body, and taking a chainsaw to one of these festive pines could...