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You are the decider. You chose to wear this to your 10-year high school reunion, the local dive bar, and any other scenario this American flag eagle swim brief is perfect for. People will look, and this brief will undoubtedly stare right back at...

We made this Xmas black and green holly print dress for two reasons. First off, it's good to stand out. Standing out is how Rudolph went from being on the bench to leading the squad. But then we realized fitting in is also good....

  Fact: When it comes to fashion, holiday parties are on par with the red carpet at the Oscars. You either deck yourself or you wreck yourself, which is why we designed this festive holly berry Xmas bow tie. And when we tell you...

Fact: When it comes to fashion, holiday parties are on par with the red carpet at the Oscars. You either deck yourself or you wreck yourself, which is why we designed this Xmas holly print jumpsuit. And when we tell you you're gonna look...

When it comes to 4th of July, you've got two options: a $5 Walmart t-shirt that says, "Happy Birthday, America," or, The Democracy of Denim. If you aren't ready for people to ask about your Harley or how much Skoal you go through in...

If you're one of those family members keeping your voting preference quiet at the dinner table, then this Democrat blazer is not for you. But if you're all for the Affordable Care Act, gay marriage, and RBG sticking around SCOTUS forever and ever, then...

A bow tie is only as powerful as the man who clips it on. And if anyone EVER calls you out because you're wearing a pre-tied bow tie, ask them if they've ever tried to tie one themselves. If they have, they will understand...

Get ready for fear and loathing in your underwear. Your trip to Vegas just got even trippier thanks to the heat-induced hallucinations of this mind-bending desert print.

Get ready for fear and loathing in your underwear. Your trip to Vegas just got even trippier thanks to the heat-induced hallucinations of this mind-bending desert print.

Life is all about the journey, but once you get to your destination, this navy suit is the one for you. Get all the bells and whistles in this navy blue ultimate stretch suit. Read those details now, they'll tell you everything you need...

Get your package into The Deviant value package of Ball Hammocks™ with fly today. This men’s boxer 3 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear money can buy....

This Valentine's Day instead of going to an overcrowded restaurant with an overpriced fixed menu, just stay home in your V-Day themed Ball Hammocks and eat dinner off your S.O's naked body. We recommend sushi or spaghetti and meatballs. You're going to need to rotate...

This Valentine's Day instead of going to an overcrowded restaurant with an overpriced fixed menu, just stay home in your V-Day themed Ball Hammocks and eat dinner off your S.O's naked body. We recommend sushi or spaghetti and meatballs. You're going to need to rotate...

We can promise you one thing today. When you wear this pair of disco ball long leg Ball Hammock® underwear with fly, we guarantee that the only ball dropping will be that big sparkling one in the sky. That's the power of the built-in...

Get a little bit of florals for your secret garden.

Get a little bit of florals for your secret garden.

Does a bear shit in the woods? Is the pope catholic? Is the sky up? We can answer 1/3 of these questions with our newest pair of underwear. 

Looking for an Easter Brunch / Derby / Bris Celebration jumpsuit that says, I can prep it up with the best of them, but I'm also not afraid to drink tequila mimosas until I throw up all over myself? You've come to the right...

These athletic shorts work twice as hard as any other pair you own all because of the liner. No, this isn't like other liners. This bad boy has a built-in pouch to keep your medicine balls in place. Now you can squat in peace...

This purple eggplant print is perfect for the man who loves gardening. Whether you prefer planting the crops or setting up the roadside produce stand, this design works for both growers and showers.

This purple eggplant print is perfect for the man who loves gardening. Whether you prefer planting the crops or setting up the roadside produce stand, this design works for both growers and showers.

The idea for this underwear's eggplant shade of purple came to our designer when an admirer kept texting her a certain emoji at 2am.

This pair of boyshorts makes me want to lay in a field of lavender and pretend I'm not terrified on bees.

PSA: it's a clip on. You're gonna love it.

This bastard lovechild of an enamel bottle opener and shotgun tool should last long enough for your grandkids to take it to college. Make sure you've always got this thang on you for whenever thirst strikes. Use this majestic eagle to open any bottle or...

Overalls are the answer to any question you have this St. Patrick's Day. Need something to wear on that special, drank-filled day? These green striped overalls are the answer. Need an outfit for your next festival? Put on these green, white, yellow and blue...

Pick Up Line #27 To the hottie sitting behind you at the cinema: “Hey, you wanna see a movie sometime? Oh look, we already are.” Effectiveness Rating: 10/10 Enjoy your date!