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If this fish was strapped to a wooden plank and affixed to a wall and made to sing a special song, I bet he'd sing, "Baby Shark".

If this fish was strapped to a wooden plank and affixed to a wall and made to sing a special song, I bet he'd sing, "Baby Shark".

Unleash your inner wolf pack and howl at the full moon in this one piece swimsuit inspired by those super sweet t-shirts that I definitely wore in middle school. Available online only, not at your local gas station...yet.

Ooze with class in this striped blazer. Make us proud out there.

Get the Trypto Lips Thanksgiving turkey face mask now. The CDC is now recommending that everyone wear face masks. As a humor-based clothing company, we felt compelled to design adequate masks. Introducing a face mask that will protect yourself and others, and gain the...

Eating that Thanksgiving turkey is a lot like doing the sex. It's always juicy, makes you sleepy, and the breasts are your favorite part. Leave your pilgrim costume at home this year and show up for dinner in this turkey patterned holiday blazer instead....

Wearing these super stupid-soft socks feels like taking your feet on an island vacation, only without the sand, or the sun, or the 10am cocktails.

Do you think birds say "tweet" or "chirp" or does the exact sound depend on the type of bird? These are the things that keep me up at night.

Do you think birds say "tweet" or "chirp" or does the exact sound depend on the type of bird? These are the things that keep me up at night.

Do you think birds say "tweet" or "chirp" or does the exact sound depend on the type of bird? These are the things that keep me up at night.

The man doesn't want me to tell you this but screw him. These dinosaur boxer briefs might be an elaborate ruse put on by power-hungry paleontologists. Yes, we have fossils of dinosaurs to see what their bone structure was like, but what I want...

Are you the type of person that sneaks to the Christmas tree, delicately opens a corner of the gift, peeks beneath the wrapping paper and then carefully re-seals the tape? Or do you wait and be surprised by the magic inside? To be honest, we wouldn't blame you...

The swim brief...it's swim attire once reserved for Europeans and larger older men who own yachts. Well, that's no longer the case. Introducing the top dogs, the only American flag swim briefs that say exactly how they feel. From the beach to the above-ground,...

The stockings are hung by the chimney with care, but this joyful strappy bralette guarantees nothing else will be hanging low this holiday season. One thing’s for sure: It’s beginning to look a lot like you fine as hell, girl.

These festive holiday long leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear provide comfort and support for your little helper. Guaranteed to wind up in a messy pile on the floor while you play with what’s inside. Product Details

If you ever need to elude an ex in an urban environment, then these digital camo suit pants are right up your alley. And while a camouflage suit hides well on the streets, it's likely it'll end up putting you in between the sheets...

If John Hancock existed in 2022, instead of a ridiculously large signature, he'd probably drive a lifted truck and rev the engine at stoplights.

If John Hancock existed in 2022, instead of a ridiculously large signature, he'd probably drive a lifted truck and rev the engine at stoplights.

If John Hancock existed in 2022, instead of a ridiculously large signature, he'd probably drive a lifted truck and rev the engine at stoplights.

These polarized sunglasses are America flavored. That means these stunning retro shades are equal parts red, white, blue, pick-up truck, open road, and freedom. And with this much patriotism comes a whole lotta responsibility. But not like chores and such. Mowing lawns isn’t gonna...

The hot dogs on these cheeky undies are heating up before they even get to the grill. Hope you like toppings, because these dogs are getting pumped with ketchup until they squirt mustard.

We knew that grapefruit could be used inappropriately, but who knew all these fruits could be so coochie-adjacent? This pair of fruit patterned long leg Ball Hammock pouch underwear with fly serves as a reminder to make sure to eat your fruits, ladies &...

Ride the vaporwaves with this 80s style one piece bathing suit for gals. Trust me, once you put this swimsuit on, you won't wanna take it off.

When you read, "Venus" do you think Venus and Serena, Venus the Roman goddess of love OR Venus the planet? I'm all about that backswing, baby.

When you read, "Venus" do you think Venus and Serena, Venus the Roman goddess of love OR Venus the planet? I'm all about that backswing, baby.

How do you take your peppermint? In hard candy circles, in melt-in-your-mouth puffs, in mini candy canes or in full sized candy canes? If you choose the melting kind just know that you're making a grievous error. 

How do you take your peppermint? In hard candy circles, in melt-in-your-mouth puffs, in mini candy canes or in full sized candy canes? If you choose the melting kind just know that you're making a grievous error.