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Our designers analyzed 50 shades of grey to come up with this: the most desirable shade for your new long leg Ball Hammocks. Feel free to buy 50 pairs if you'd like to have 50 50 shades of grey.

Shop The 50 Shades of Gonads men’s pouch underwear with fly pack. This all grey long leg men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton...

Shop The 50 Shades of Gonads men’s long leg pouch underwear pack. This all grey men’s long boxer 5 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and...

Did you know that the Jägermeister recipe has never changed? Because perfect things don't need adjusting, just like you, you handsome devil.

These may look like an innocent pair of Ball Hammock® underwear with a built-in fly featuring nostalgic colorful crayons, and I guess you could say they are. But these aren't your childhood colors. I won't spoil any surprises by telling you what our yellow...

Get The 70s Camo Face Mask now. As a humor-based clothing company, we felt compelled to design adequate non-medical face masks like this camo mask. Get this camo military mask to protect yourself and others. You’re bound to gain the undeniable approval of meme...

If you didn't type 58008 into your calculator and then flip it upside down and giggle to yourself and your friends...did you even go to grade school? Come to think of it...do kids even use calculators these days? Or do teachers just let them...

I bet if your mom wrote your name on the waistband of these cooling Ball Hammocks® they'd still look bitchin'.

This mystical paradICE™ Cooling Ball Hammock® Underwear can predict your future. Come closer and let me gaze into your crystal balls. Ah yes, I see much personal growth happening soon. But don’t be intimidated when things get hard. Those are great opportunities to please...

You've seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, but have you seen them pull a hat out of a rabbit? No? Consider yourself lucky.

You've seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, but have you seen them pull a hat out of a rabbit? No? Consider yourself lucky.

You've seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, but have you seen them pull a hat out of a rabbit? No? Consider yourself lucky.

You've seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, but have you seen them pull a hat out of a rabbit? No? Consider yourself lucky.

You've seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, but have you seen them pull a hat out of a rabbit? No? Consider yourself lucky.

You've seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, but have you seen them pull a hat out of a rabbit? No? Consider yourself lucky.

You've seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, but have you seen them pull a hat out of a rabbit? No? Consider yourself lucky.

Featuring a fish skin inspired liner & built-in supportive pouch, these Ball Hammock™ Athletic Shorts are the catch of the day. Of course, no matter what size you buy, we all know you’re gonna exaggerate how big they are.

Featuring a fish skin inspired liner & built-in supportive pouch, these Ball Hammock™ Athletic Shorts are the catch of the day. Of course, no matter what size you buy, we all know you’re gonna exaggerate how big they are.

Featuring a fish skin inspired liner & built-in supportive pouch, these Ball Hammock™ Athletic Shorts are the catch of the day. Of course, no matter what size you buy, we all know you’re gonna exaggerate how big they are.

This print is probably the only time it’s safe to have acid near your crotch. Enjoy the trip.

Nothing says fall like a pile of crunchy leaves on the lawn...and in your shirt. 

Nothing says fall like a pile of crunchy leaves on the lawn...and in your pants. 

Nothing says fall like a pile of crunchy leaves on the lawn...and in your pants. 

Nothing says fall like a pile of crunchy leaves on the lawn...and in your pants.

Nothing says fall like a pile of crunchy leaves on the lawn...and in your pants. 

Nothing says fall like a pile of crunchy leaves on the lawn...and in your pants. 

Hey baby, are you storing acorns in that pouch? Or are you just happy to see me?

Hey baby, are you storing acorns in that pouch? Or are you just happy to see me?

When you're all full and drowsy from your annual turkey bender, there's no better dessert than a little afternoon nap followed by a little afternoon delight. Yeah, so you have to get top naked to pee, but it's totally worth it because in a...