Holiday Collection
Looking for something for the holidays? Check out our collection of apparel and accessories just right for the holidays.
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The Duke of December | Christmas Lights Ugly Christmas Suit
Get out the ladder, because it’s time to hang up the Christmas lights. The first step of putting on this Christmas suit is spending an hour and a half untangling the mess you left last year.- $129.99 USD
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The Duke of December | Christmas Lights Ugly Christmas Bow Tie
Get out the ladder, because it’s time to hang up the Christmas lights. The first step of putting on bow tie is spending an hour and a half untangling the mess you left last year.- $19.99 USD
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The Duchess of December | Christmas Lights Wrap Dress
Hang the Christmas lights somewhere more exciting than around the garage with this wrap dress. Just remember to keep a few extra bulbs handy, because if one goes out the whole dress will go out.- $79.99 USD
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The Devout Desperado | Western Ugly Christmas Suit
This is the only suit that you can wear to the rodeo and get hat tips left and right. If you see this western suit on a bucking bull next summer, don’t be surprised. The Devout Desperado pairs well with cowboy boots of any...- $99.99 USD
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The Devout Desperado | Western Ugly Christmas Suit Pants
These are the only suit pants that you can wear to the rodeo and get hat tips left and right. If you see this western suit on a bucking bull next summer, don’t be surprised. The Devout Desperado pairs well with cowboy boots of...- $44.99 USD
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The Dasher Did Dancer | Reindeer Christmas Turtleneck
How to go reindeer humping: 1. Wait for the cover of nighttime2. Drive around your neighborhood in search of decorative reindeers on lawns3. Once you spot 2 or more reindeer, ensure that the coast is clear4. Exit your vehicle stealthily 5. Affix one reindeer to...- $39.99 USD
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The Christmas Variety | Women's Thong Underwear 3 Pack
Treat yourself to The Christmas Variety 3 seamless thong underwear 3 pack and feel the soft caress of the fabric that guarantees no panty lines and never digs into your hips. Your booty has been through a lot, and your underwear drawer needs updating....- $49.99 USD
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The Coloring Book | Outline Christmas Scene with Markers Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
Color Me Ball Hammocks! The gift you've been dreaming of. They come with a handy dandy pack of markers so you can get your doodle on.- $27.99 USD
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The Christmas Bundle | Women's Thong Underwear 5 Pack
Treat yourself to The Christmas Bundle 5 seamless thong underwear 5 pack and feel the soft caress of the fabric that guarantees no panty lines and never digs into your hips. Your booty has been through a lot, and your underwear drawer needs updating....- $79.99 USD
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The Christmas Bundle | Boyshort Underwear 5 Pack
Get the full coverage of The Christmas Bundle boyshort 5 pack. It covers the booty, sits higher on the waist and feels like rubbing butter on your butt. There's nothing better than a pair of underwear that's so comfy, you forget they're there. That's...- $79.99 USD
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The Christmas Duo | Boxers 2 Pack
You’re gonna need a bigger underwear drawer. Grab The Christmas Duo 2 pack of boxers today. They’re made from a ridiculously soft material called MicroModal but the important thing to know is that they feel softer than the inside of your arm. Go ahead,...- $49.99 USD
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The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Women's Christmas Suit Pant
There exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply hogwash. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing these Poinsettia covered Christmas pants. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels of...- $69.99 USD
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The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Women's Christmas Blazer
There exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply hogwash. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing this Poinsettia covered Christmas blazer. In fact, initial product testing reported...- $69.99 USD
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The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Ugly Christmas Suit Pants
There exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply untrue. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing these Poinsettia pants. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels...- $64.99 USD
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The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Ugly Christmas Bow Tie
There exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply untrue. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing this Poinsettia Bow Tie. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated...- $19.99 USD
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The Blitzened | Reindeer Beer Cheeky Underwear
There’s a reason Rudolph has to guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve: Because all the other reindeer are hammered. Like a drunk dad who really shouldn’t be on a ladder right now, the reindeer on these cheeky undies are tangled up in lights and on Christmas...- $19.99 USD
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The Blitzened | Reindeer Beer Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear
There’s a reason Rudolph has to guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve: Because all the other reindeer are hammered. Like a drunk dad who really shouldn’t be on a ladder right now, the reindeer on this Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear are tangled up in...- $27.99 USD
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The Blitzened | Reindeer Beer Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs
There’s a reason Rudolph has to guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve: Because all the other reindeer are hammered. Like a drunk dad who really shouldn’t be on a ladder right now, the reindeer on these Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs are tangled up in lights,...- $27.99 USD
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The Blitzened | Reindeer Beer Bralette
There’s a reason Rudolph has to guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve: Because all the other reindeer are hammered. Like a drunk dad who really shouldn’t be on a ladder right now, the reindeer on this strappy bralette are tangled up in lights and on...- $29.99 USD
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The Blitzened | Reindeer Beer Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
There’s a reason Rudolph has to guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve: Because all the other reindeer are hammered. Like a drunk dad who really shouldn’t be on a ladder right now, the reindeer on this Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear are tangled up in lights...- $27.99 USD
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The Blitzened | Reindeer Beer Modal Boyshort Underwear
There’s a reason Rudolph has to guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve: Because all the other reindeer are hammered. Like a drunk dad who really shouldn’t be on a ladder right now, the reindeer on these boyshort undies are tangled up in lights, and on...- $19.99 USD
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The Blitzened | Reindeer Beer Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
There’s a reason Rudolph has to guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve: Because all the other reindeer are hammered. Like a drunk dad who really shouldn’t be on a ladder right now, the reindeer on this Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly are tangled up in...- $27.99 USD
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The Baked Goodies | Christmas Cookies Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
It’s hard to eat a gingerbread cookie without feeling like you’re brutally torturing a tiny man but we shall persevere. Oh also, take a closer look at these festive cookie shapes before buying these Ball Hammocks as a gift.- $27.99 USD
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The Baked Goodies | Christmas Cookies Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
It’s hard to eat a gingerbread cookie without feeling like you’re brutally torturing a tiny man but we shall persevere. Oh also, take a closer look at these festive cookie shapes before buying these Ball Hammocks as a gift.- $27.99 USD
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The Baked Goodies | Christmas Cookies Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear
It’s hard to eat a gingerbread cookie without feeling like you’re brutally torturing a tiny man but we shall persevere. Oh also, take a closer look at these festive cookie shapes before buying these Ball Hammock trunks as a gift.- $19.99 USD
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The 12 Slays of Christmas | Christmas Scene Modal Boyshort Underwear
Delivering packages around the entire world in just one night is a stressful job. If you think about it, Santa’s life would be a whole lot easier if fewer people were alive. These boyshort undies highlight just SOME of the dark fantasies Santa has had about...- $19.99 USD
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The 12 Slays of Christmas | Christmas Scene Cheeky Underwear
Delivering packages around the entire world in just one night is a stressful job. If you think about it, Santa’s life would be a whole lot easier if fewer people were alive. These cheeky undies highlight just SOME of the dark fantasies Santa has had about...- $19.99 USD
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The 12 Slays of Christmas | Christmas Scene Bralette
Delivering packages around the entire world in just one night is a stressful job. If you think about it, Santa’s life would be a whole lot easier if fewer people were alive. This strappy bralette highlights just SOME of the dark fantasies Santa has had about...- $29.99 USD
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