Bikinis

Top type: No underwire Number of pieces: Two Chest pad: Removable padding Pattern type: Contrast Style: Sexy, Beach Features: Grommet Material composition: 82% polyester, 18% elastane Stretch: Highly stretchy Care instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported Product measurements: S: bust 31-33 in,...

Treat your peach to the Threat Level Midnight ladies panties pack. Get this bikini underwear 3 pack and feel the soft caress of MicroModal fabric thats 3x softer than cotton and never digs into your hips. Your booty has been through a lot, and...

I hope you're taking notes on what this pattern is showing off the next time you're trying to spice things up in the bedroom. Let us know how it goes too. Take this pair of bikini undies as the pure art that it is....

Get a little bit of florals for your secret garden.

Pick-Up Line #15:  “Are you a Gemini? Cuz looking at you has my Mercury rising.” Effectiveness Rating: 10/10 or 0/10 depending if they believe in science

I'm 90% sure this is leopard print and not cheetah print, but you should definitely look at some animal photos to double check. After all, wearing a print of the fastest animal in the world might not be the message you want to brag...

Sometimes you gotta stop and smell the roses. And while you’re nose deep in those petals, take a closer look and admire the sensual details of the plants in this garden. And hey, if the rose consents, give it a taste too.

Shower Thought #12 What happened to Mambo #’s 1-4?

No phone nearby? No problem. With these undies, you can still construct an emoji based booty call that’s just as effective as a sext. In other words, 0% effective.

The dead are rising! Well, parts of them are anyway. These lustful corpses are mindful about STIs, which is why they always wrap it up. And before you get grossed out, don’t worry: That’s only his step-mummy.

Hot Take #13 Online security has gone too far. When you click “Forgot My Password” it should just tell you what your password is.

If you like Piña Coladas...then you'll really like a Miami Vice because it's a Piña Colada mixed with a Strawberry Daiquiri swirled in a tall glass with a long straw and sipping it makes you feel all good and giggly...and getting caught in the...

Need to blend in while hunting in just your underwear? Good news! (Also you have weird hobbies, but who am I to judge?)

Get ready for fear and loathing in your underwear. Your trip to Vegas just got even trippier thanks to the heat-induced hallucinations of this mind-bending desert print.

Deck your teats with boughs of holly fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, 'tis the season to get naughty fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, don we now our festive knockers fa-la-la, LA-LA-LA, la-la-laaaaaa.

Delivering packages around the entire world in just one night is a stressful job. If you think about it, Santa’s life would be a whole lot easier if fewer people were alive. These bikini undies highlight just SOME of the dark fantasies Santa has had about...

See mom? Shinesty doesn't ONLY make X-rated underwear!! Created for the subtle indulger of Valentine's Day apparel, this is The Heartthrob. Don't worry, this pair of bikini undies does NOT have any hidden phallic objects in those adorable little hearts. They are just teeny, adorable, anatomically incorrect hearts scattered around your greatest asset. 

The idea for this underwear's eggplant shade of purple came to our designer when an admirer kept texting her a certain emoji at 2am.

These adorable lil bears are filled with jelly in more than one way. Get some bedroom inspo from these naughty thangs. Snag these bikinis today and let them become your new go-to pair.

Holiday Tidings #9 Sorry, but riding in a one-horse open sleigh doesn’t sound fun at all. It sounds cold and smelly.

Shower Thought #46: Kids always ask “Why is the sky blue?” & I just realized 30 years later I still have no idea.

Nothing says fall like a pile of crunchy leaves on the lawn...and in your pants.

Picture yourself in one of those over the water villas in the Maldives when you put on this pair of bikini underwear. Wow, I need a vacation.

Origami reduces stress levels and improves relaxation. So does the activity these naughty origamis are partaking in. 

Although these candies may be the worst tasting sugary treat of all time...they're pretty dang cute. Forget eating them, just cover your butt in them instead with these candy heart lace bikini undies.

Remember when Gateway got people to buy crappy computers just to get a box with a cow pattern on it? If you do, this sexy cow print will send you down memory lane. If you don't, then you're younger than me and I'm jealous...

Please enjoy this subjective list of the top 3 greatest romantic comedies of all time. 1. Bride Wars 2. The Proposal 3. Crazy Stupid Love. If you have any qualms with this list, feel free to email paige@shinesty.com to engage in a spirited debate...

It's time for a little role play because even Mr. & Mrs. Claus used to be young, hot, and fertile.

Where's the lever, I'm ready to hit the jackpot.

The X-rated deck of cards on these bikini undies is sure to give you a raise. Just one look at these naughty kings & queens and you’ll be ready to jack. And if you’re feeling lucky, then it’s time to go all in. Of...