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You probably need 7 pairs of these crew socks: one for every day of the week.

The only thing more delicious than the cheese in your pocket are these Green Bay Packers overalls. With five pockets, you can carry even more cheese curds than you ever imagined. Fill these Packer bibs up, we dare you.

Green Bay Packers overalls. If this piece of apparel was any more Wisconsin it’d be dripping in cheese and stuffed to the straps with bratwurst. With it’s durable, cotton denim and zipper fly, it’s the perfect Green Bay tailgate apparel for those chilly Wisconsin...

Green is supposedly the second most popular favorite color. Neat. But I guarantee this pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear will be your first favorite.

The Seahawks have come a long way since first starting as a hockey team. It's the Legion of Boom of blazers, the 12th man, and scores more touchdowns in its first two seasons than any other quarterback in the NFL. Essentially, it's the spirit...

This is the official golf uniform of the summer.

Introducing the Grey Madison, the newest addition to our American flag-lined blazer. Featuring a subtle grey outside, but a bold American flag print on the inside, you'll ask everyone if they're American, only to follow with "I want you inside me." This American flag...

These American flag-lined suit pants are just like a middle-of-nowhere porta potty. Why? Because from the outside it looks normal, but when it's open you are greeted with the most pleasant surprise. Nobody has exploded a mega dump, and instead, it smells of roses...

Be the alpha dog of your wolf pack with this intimidating underwear. This pair features a fierce wolf baring its fangs to keep rivals at bay. Or maybe it’s a friendly wolf that just wants to get its teeth brushed. Your underwear, your call.

Be the alpha dog of your wolf pack with this intimidating underwear. This pair features a fierce wolf baring its fangs to keep rivals at bay. Or maybe it’s a friendly wolf that just wants to get its teeth brushed. Your underwear, your call.

This wolf isn't scary he's just hungry. Somebody get him a stalk of broccoli asap.

Wearing an entire groutfit isn't just a statement, it's a life choice that you can commit to with these heather grey Pajamaralls®. I'll tell ya, I find myself in head to toe grey more often than I'd like to admit, but I digress. These...

Break wind in this unisex red, white & blue windbreaker. The breeze ain't got nothin' on you.

Consider yourself #blessed that mullets are making a comeback. You are extremely lucky that in this day and age, mullets are equated to physical attractiveness, stamina and confidence. And if you can't grow one, wearing these Ball Hammock® trunks comes in at a close...

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Everyone watches the ball drop on New Years Eve, whether you're on your couch with a bowl of popcorn, at a bar with buds, freezing in Time's Square, or raising your glass of champagne at an invite-only party. No matter where you are, we...

If you haven't figured out your Halloween costume yet, look no further. Cover your nips in something spooky. Paint a jack-o-lantern onto your areolas. Glue some skeleton hands onto your honkers. Get some ghouls on those goodies. Or just wear these cheeky undies, grab a broomstick...

If your balls are as moody as the night sky, then Ball Hammock® are perfect for you. The built-in pouch comforts your package on the wings of a MicroModal angel. They reduce chaffing, are naturally breathable and sweat-wicking. Soothe your spicy bits in these...

Do grey socks have the same effect as grey sweatpants?

Take a closer look and you'll discover why we called this pair of Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear a HEADstone and not a TOMBstone. RIP Wayne Kerr, Ron Chee and Connie Lingus. You'll live in our dirty thoughts forever.

Take a closer look and you'll discover why we called this pair of long leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear with fly a HEADstone and not a TOMBstone. RIP Wayne Kerr, Ron Chee and Connie Lingus. You'll live in our dirty thoughts forever.

Ah, the age old question: Which is better: Bananas that are peeled or bananas that still have all the original skin on there? Spark the debate with this Ball Hammock® pouch underwear. Just remember to throw them in the hamper after you take them...

Ah, the age old question: Which is better: Bananas that are peeled or bananas that still have all the original skin on there? Spark the debate with these Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs. Just remember to throw them in the hamper after you take...

Ah, the age old question: Which is better: Bananas that are peeled or bananas that still have all the original skin on there? Spark the debate with this Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly. Just remember to throw them in the hamper after you...

Ah, the age old question: Which is better: Bananas that are peeled or bananas that still have all the original skin on there? Spark the debate with this Long Leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear. Just remember to throw them in the hamper after you...

Ah, the age old question: Which is better: Bananas that are peeled or bananas that still have all the original skin on there? Spark the debate with these boyshort undies. Just remember to throw them in the hamper after you take them off. If...

See mom? Shinesty doesn't ONLY make X-rated underwear!! Created for the subtle indulger of Valentine's Day apparel, this is The Heartthrob. Don't worry, this pair of bikini undies does NOT have any hidden phallic objects in those adorable little hearts. They are just teeny, adorable, anatomically incorrect hearts scattered around your greatest asset. 

See mom? Shinesty doesn't ONLY make X-rated underwear!! Created for the subtle indulger of Valentine's Day apparel, this is The Heartthrob. Don't worry, this pair of boyshorts does NOT have any hidden phallic objects in those adorable little hearts. They are just teeny, adorable, anatomically incorrect hearts scattered around your greatest asset. 

Our Heat Map suit short is not an actual heat map short. We tried to make an actual thermal short. It was a disaster. The only two areas that showed any heat whatsoever were my crotchal region and the occasional pouf for the rear....