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When a fly accidentally boards a cross-country flight do you think they know what they've done or do you think they embrace the opportunity of a new life or do they miss their fly wife or do they just buzz buzz buzz?

Made for everyday wear, this black design is perfect for those fans of having casual socks. And with comfort that lasts all day long, they’re also ideal for anyone who practices tantric socks.

Made for everyday wear, this black design is perfect for the fans of having casual socks. And with comfort that lasts all day long, they’re also ideal for anyone who practices tantric socks.

Introducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 12 pack of ankle socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...

Introducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 3 pack of ankle socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...

Shop The Threat Level Midnights men’s long leg pouch underwear with fly pack. This all black men’s boxer 5 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and...

Shop The Threat Level Midnights men’s long leg pouch underwear pack. This all black men’s boxer 7 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads, every single day of the week. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x...

Being a pirate would be cool and all, minus the scurvy, the lack of common hygiene, the scary waves, and the sea monsters. But having a parrot on your shoulder and wearing an eye patch would be neat. But I guess you find a parrot, slap...

Being a pirate would be cool and all, minus the scurvy, the lack of common hygiene, the scary waves, and the sea monsters. But having a parrot on your shoulder and wearing an eye patch would be neat. But I guess you find a parrot, slap...

Being a pirate would be cool and all, minus the scurvy, the lack of common hygiene, the scary waves, and the sea monsters. But having a parrot on your shoulder and wearing an eye patch would be neat. But I guess you find a parrot, slap...

We apologize for perpetuating unrealistic Christmas standards this holiday season. No, you probably won't casually come across a feisty little tiger wearing a Santa hat this winter, and if you do...you might want to lay off those party favors a little bit. These cheeky...

Dad Joke #8 What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much? Light blue

So you think you can handle a red, white, and blue striped USA sleeveless blazer? You thoroughly believe you can tame the authority of this American flag sleeveless jacket? If you’re already questioning yourself, look elsewhere. If you’ve never shot a Whisker Biscuit out...

Why'd we name this red and white striped American flag blazer after Tommy J? Well, one night a few years back we were sitting at Topper's bar and grill in Greencastle, Indiana, when ole Tommy Jeff himself (or the ghost of...who can really say,...

Why'd we name these red and white striped American Flag suit pants the Tommy J's? Well, one night a few years back we were sitting at Topper's Bar and Grill in Greencastle, Indiana, when ole Thomas Jefferson himself (or the ghost of...who can really...

The only thing that would make these tool themed Ball Hammocks better would be if the tools were hanging, nice and organized on a pegboard in my garage. Probably not color coded but definitely organized by size.

The only thing that would make these tool themed Ball Hammocks better would be if the tools were hanging, nice and organized on a pegboard in my garage. Probably not color coded but definitely organized by size.

Bored? Use the measuring tool on the bottom of these crew socks on various household items. How long is this banana? How long are these nuts? What about the bolts?

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Take America with you wherever you go with these suave blue suit pants. Grab the Madison suit jacket to match and you're set. Wear 'em on a boat, in a tree, or a car, maybe a house. Wear it in the rain or in...

If this forest green Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly falls in the woods, and no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound? Something to think about. Another thing to think about: Why is there a pair of underwear in the...

Shower Thought #6 Why is a pizza box a square if the pizza is a circle and the slice is a triangle?

Shower Thought #6 Why is a pizza box a square if the pizza is a circle and the slice is a triangle?

Shower Thought #6 Why is a pizza box a square if the pizza is a circle and the slice is a triangle?

Sometimes I just sit here thinking about the first person to eat mushrooms. They said, "This one is delicious, but this other one makes you see god."

Sometimes I just sit here thinking about the first person to eat mushrooms. They said, "This one is delicious, but this other one makes you see god."

Sometimes I just sit here thinking about the first person to eat mushrooms. They said, "This one is delicious, but this other one makes you see god."

If hunters use the scent of urine to attract animals, aren’t they only killing the ones who are kind of weirdos?

It doesn't matter if you have a garden snake, anaconda, or black racer, this is the snake farm. This snake print apex you're looking at is the snake pit and it's where your anaconda will reside from here on out. Seriously, the first guy...