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Hot Take #13 Online security has gone too far. When you click “Forgot My Password” it should just tell you what your password is.

Hot Take #13 Online security has gone too far. When you click “Forgot My Password” it should just tell you what your password is.

Hot Take #13 Online security has gone too far. When you click “Forgot My Password” it should just tell you what your password is.

If Guy Fieri ever got into the clothing buiz...I think he'd make a hot piece of magic like this flame covered masterpiece.

The exact situation where this pair of Ball Hammocks can blend into its surroundings is laying by a babbling brook in Maine in the fall. You might get a little cold but that's show biz baby.

You either think that bloody mary's are absolutely delicious or you think its disgusting to drink spiked tomato juice. There's no in between. Anybody else craving that spicy, salty nectar that is a bloody? I am.

Sometimes you gotta stop and smell the roses. And while you’re nose deep in those petals, take a closer look and admire the sensual details of the plants in this garden. And hey, if the rose consents, give it a taste too.

Sometimes you gotta stop and smell the roses. And while you’re nose deep in those petals, take a closer look and admire the sensual details of the plants in this garden. And hey, if the rose consents, give it a taste too.

Sometimes you gotta stop and smell the roses. And while you’re nose deep in those petals, take a closer look and admire the sensual details of the plants in this garden. And hey, if the rose consents, give it a taste too.

These dusty blue Ball Hammocks aren't blue for nothing. Studies show that 42% of women find a man in blue more attractive than in any other color. It's like the red dress effect, but instead of red, it's blue and instead of a dress, it's your...

Shop the Blue Man Group men’s underwear pack. This all blue men’s boxer 5 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other...

Shop the Blue Man Group men’s underwear pack. This all blue men’s boxer 5 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other...

Get this pair of blue Ball Hammock® with fly and prevent blue balls in your pants. Just kidding, these men's ball pouch boxers won't prevent blue balls, only you can do that. These SWASS reducing, micro modal boxer briefs are 3x softer than cotton...

Why is the flavor called blue raspberry? Is there such a thing as blue raspberries out in nature? Who decided that turning something blue would immediately make it taste better? It's safe to assume that since blue raspberry flavored foods taste better, then this...

Slip into these Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly and you won’t be blue for long. Chic, timeless, & the perfect underwear for camouflaging all the holes in the crotch of your favorite jeans.

Nine out of ten eye doctors recommend these polarized Revo lens sunglasses. They're sexy and versatile, sporty and chill, blue and gold mirrored shades. And for that, we think it's only fair that we explain what happened with that 10th doctor... After getting kicked...

These exclusive Ball Hammocks are brought to you in partnership with The Breasties Organization: a community for breast and gynecological cancer survivors, previvors, stage 4 thrivers, and caregivers to find the support they need because no one should go through this alone. 15% of...

This exclusive bralette is brought to you in partnership with The Breasties Organization: a community for breast and gynecological cancer survivors, previvors, stage 4 thrivers, and caregivers to find the support they need because no one should go through this alone. 15% of profits...

This pair of cheeky underwear is brought to you in partnership with The Breasties Organization: a community for breast and gynecological cancer survivors, previvors, stage 4 thrivers, and caregivers to find the support they need because no one should go through this alone. 15%...

These Ball Hammock® pouch trunks underwear are actually considered formalwear at most Pride Parades. Support the LGBTQ community with a ROYGBIV waistband.

This Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly is actually considered formalwear at most Pride Parades. Support the LGBTQ community with a ROYGBIV waistband.

These cheeky undies are actually considered formalwear at most Pride parades. Support the LGBTQ+ community with a ROYGBIV waistband.

Whether you’re 4, 20, or any other age, weed think you’re ganja love toking this Ball Hammock® pouch underwear out of your underwear drawer. With a pattern this dope, it’d be a real shame to kief it all to yourself. You can dank us...

Whether you’re 4, 20, or any other age, weed think you’re ganja love toking this strappy bralette out of your underwear drawer. With a pattern this dope, it’d be a real shame to kief it all to yourself. You can dank us later.

Get yourself all of the denim with none of the chafing. That's right. These are denim shorts you'll want to swim in.

We are all guilty of the Irish goodbye, and wearing this dress on St. Patrick's Day is no exception. In fact, it will actually heighten the chances of you leaving the bar or party without telling a soul. This navy blue dress with green...

We made a blue St. Patrick's day suit just to troll all the stiffs that will go out of their way to call us out. Jokes on them because we don't care about their opinion or their health. Just kidding about the last part....

These sophisticated cheeky undies have a smooth, delicate flavor with notes of peach. Perfect for when you’re in the mood to invite someone over for a wine tasting.

Celebrate the heroes who started a revolution because their matcha was too expensive with this Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly. Their brave act of defiance birthed the greatest nation in the world, even though coffee is way better.