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Sure, a real Christmas tree is neat and all. No two are the same and they smell marvelous. But, you have to water them constantly, their prickly lil needles fall off constantly, my cat won't get out of it and then they eventually die...

Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a pouch. One that gently cradles your coconuts. One that keeps your coconuts from sticking to your tree trunks. A pouch like the one inside The Squawk Tease Ball Hammocks.

Polly wanna cracker? How about buttery soft boyshorts instead? 

Sure, a real Christmas tree is neat and all. No two are the same and they smell marvelous. But, you have to water them constantly, their prickly lil needles fall off constantly, my cat won't get out of it and then they eventually die...

The X-rated deck of cards on these Ball Hammock® pouch trunks underwear is sure to give you a raise. Just one look at these naughty kings & queens and you’ll be ready to jack. And if you’re feeling lucky, then it’s time to go...

Not sure why anyone would buy their lover a regular teddy bear on Valentine's Day when you could get them this pair of underwear. It's both cute and evocative of your late night activities on February 14th...and anytime they wear this pair of Ball Hammock trunks.

“Come on, that’s just Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear with some red and green stripes. So lame.” Guess again, jerk! The festive color palette and pattern will make your body look like a present waiting to be unwrapped. And the horizontal stripes will accentuate...

These are now your lucky socks thanks to that strip poker-playing queen on your foot. Make no bets without them.

The design of this Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly captures that magical moment after the first winter’s snowfall when the pristine white flakes have only STARTED to get tainted by sludge spraying from passing cars. Sure, in a few hours the snow will be...

With these red velvet undies, now you can finally control the horny mob of hotties lining up to get VIP access to the nightclub in your pants. Bouncer not included.

Let your tata's take a cat nap in the shade with a light breeze on a summer day. When you awake, there will be a frozen margarita with a mini umbrella within arms reach. Now that's what I call paradICE™.

There’s more to this Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly than meets the eye. Put ‘em on, scan the QR code, and experience the romantic surprise we’ve got in store for you. This gift keeps on giving because every so often, you will scan...

Can’t decide whether to buy plain black underwear or plain white underwear? Then these Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs are the compromise you’ve been waiting for! But just to be safe, definitely buy a pair of plain black underwear and plain white underwear from...

We accidentally left our shiny silver underwear out in the rain for a few months and came back to find this. Fortunately this solid rust colored pair is another banger that you need in your collection.

We accidentally left our shiny silver underwear out in the rain for a few months and came back to find this. Fortunately this solid rust colored pair is another banger that you need in your collection.

Holiday Tidings #12 Is the pear tree also part of the gift, or is it just the partridge? Either way, that’s a bad present.

Gear up in this camo & olive drab Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear and you can finally go commando without the danger of accidentally flashing everyone.

Introducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 3 pack of crew socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...

There’s nothing more wholesome than lying down in the grass and looking for shapes in the clouds. Gazing at these Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs, I can see a bunny, a giraffe, and a whale. What do YOU see? BTW expect some precipitation in...

We're not like other pairs of underwear. We're here for the right reasons. We're not just trying to boost our insta followers, we really want to get to know YOU. We know you'll wear other pairs of underwear, but we want you to come...

We're not like other pairs of underwear. We're here for the right reasons. We're not just trying to boost our insta followers, we really want to get to know YOU. We know you'll wear other pairs of underwear, but we want you to come...

Did you know that snakes use their tongue to smell? What do you do with your tongue? Burn it on pizza the second it gets out of the oven? Embarrassing!

Any one of the beautiful pines on this Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear would make the perfect Christmas tree. But don’t try to actually cut one down. This is just a piece of clothing on your body, and taking a chainsaw to one of these...

This blue and white wicker pattern transports you to your front porch on a warm summer’s day. Relax in the shade and wave to your neighbors as you secretly gossip about them with your partner by your side. Glass of lemonade sold separately.

Thick waistband, longer legs, no ride up, no camel toe, what more could a gal need?! Get The Perfect Present 3 pack of women’s boxers. These are perfect under jeans, with a big t-shirt, under a dress, on the dog, basically these can do...

If Picasso weren’t dead, he’d love these blue athletic shorts with a built-in supportive liner that’s also blue. Of course, the shorts won’t fit properly if all your body parts are scrambled around, so maybe Picasso wouldn’t like them after all. Either way, I...

Welcome to your first intergalactic flight. I'll be your astronaut captain today. Please look out the window to your right. What you see there is Niptune. You can spot Niptune by her veiny exterior and rosy red areola. Off to your left, you'll spot Uranus...

If Picasso weren’t dead, he’d love these blue athletic shorts with a built-in supportive liner that’s also blue. Of course, the shorts won’t fit properly if all your body parts are scrambled around, so maybe Picasso wouldn’t like them after all. Either way, I...

Think drawing hand turkeys is a dumb kids’ activity? Think again. These bikini undies show off what a hand turkey can look like when you get a little more creative. From middle fingers to that Vulcan hand thing I can’t do, these hand turkeys are...

We all thought that ghosts said, "boo"...turns out, they've always been saying, "boobs". Those are some areola lovin' apparitions right there. This must be why they're called Paranormal EnTITTY'S! Everything makes sense now.