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See mom? Shinesty doesn't ONLY make X-rated underwear!! Created for the subtle indulger of Valentine's Day apparel, this is The Heartthrob. Don't worry, this pair of Ball Hammock trunks does NOT have any hidden phallic objects in those adorable little hearts. They are just teeny, adorable, anatomically incorrect hearts scattered around your greatest asset. 

Get your package into The Halloween Trio 3 value package of Ball Hammocks™ today. This men’s boxer 3 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear money...

Get a dustpan and a broom for the crumbly cookies I'm talkin' CRUMBCRUMBCRUMB

Deck your teats with boughs of holly fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, 'tis the season to get naughty fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, don we now our festive knockers fa-la-la, LA-LA-LA, la-la-laaaaaa.

Return to the simple days of your childhood when Halloween was innocent fun and you were still years away from seeing a “Sexy Ear Of Corn” costume. These G-rated bikini undies feature cute ghosts inspired by all your favorite Halloween monsters. Although I do see...

You’re gonna need a bigger underwear drawer. Grab The Full Package 7 pack of boxers today. They’re made from a ridiculously soft material called MicroModal but the important thing to know is that they feel softer than the inside of your arm. Go ahead,...

These cherries have been tossing fruit salads for ages. They're seasoned professionals. Pop a cherry and lick some cheek with this naughty pair of Ball Hammock pouch underwear trunks with fly.

These cherries have been tossing fruit salads for ages. They're seasoned professionals. Pop a cherry and lick some cheek with this naughty pair of Ball Hammock pouch underwear.

Forget about the birds and the bees, I wanna know about these flowers.

  We didn't design this retro women's fitted ski suit to be the fastest on the mountain, though we peaked at 40 naughts when we tested its speed capabilities. We whipped this women's retro one piece onesie up with one thing in mind and...

Designed for the high stakes gambler, these glow in the dark dice patterned boyshort undies will help protect your pants in case you run into bad luck and get craps. Rolling these dice will give you all kinds of sexy ideas, like “Lick Neck,”...

Oh yes, you need these. Get The Flirty Christmas 3 3 pack of MicroModal thongs. This fabric is softer than puppy bellies giant marshmallows straight out of the bag. Don’t be upset when you have to throw away all of your old thongs and...

DEATH TO UNDERWIRE BRAS!! (jk they have their time & place but that time & place is neither now nor here.)The Flavor of August 3pack will change your life & I’m not even exaggerating. These bralettes are the perfect balance of comfort and support...

Keep everything safe & sound with The Flirty Christmas bikini 3 pack. This moderate coverage bikini 3 pack will help you feel extremely comfortable and confident that nothin' is hangin' out.

 Do you ever move your hands in the same way at the same time and look at them and think, "wow motor functions are so neat" or is that just me? Anyways, you're gonna like these Ball Hammock trunks.

Oh yes, you need these. Get The Flavor of September 3 pack of MicroModal thongs. This fabric is softer than puppy bellies giant marshmallows straight out of the bag. Don’t be upset when you have to throw away all of your old thongs and...

No phone nearby? No problem. With these undies, you can still construct an emoji based booty call that’s just as effective as a sext. In other words, 0% effective.

You’re gonna look grrreat in these Ball Hammock® Pouch Briefs. (Please don’t sue us, I just have a sticky R key.) The big cat design will give you the confidence of a Tiger King, but without all the problematic behavior and jail time.

Get your package into The Flirty Christmas 3 value package of Ball Hammocks™ today. This men’s boxer 3 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear money...

Oh yes, you need these. Get The Feminine Must-Haves 3 pack of MicroModal thongs. This fabric is softer than puppy bellies giant marshmallows straight out of the bag. Don’t be upset when you have to throw away all of your old thongs and replace...

Shuffle this slightly naughty deck of cards and get to playing your favorite card game. Need ideas? I personally gravitate towards Strip Poker, but that's just me. Maybe Go Fish if I'm really feelin' crazy.

Forget that weird $2 billion sphere that everyone’s obsessed with. Turn yourself into the hottest thing on the Vegas Strip with this neon light inspired design. But be careful: When you embody Vegas this much, people might try to shove quarters inside your slots.

Get your package into The Classy Date 3 value package of Ball Hammocks™ today. This men’s boxer with fly 3 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s...

Oh yes, you need these. Get The Christmas Bundle 5 5 pack of MicroModal thongs. This fabric is softer than puppy bellies giant marshmallows straight out of the bag. Don’t be upset when you have to throw away all of your old thongs and...

Does Cupid get paid to shoot people with arrows or is it more of a hobby?