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Origami reduces stress levels and improves relaxation. So does the activity these naughty origamis are partaking in. 

Origami reduces stress levels and improves relaxation. So does the activity these naughty origamis are partaking in. 

Origami reduces stress levels and improves relaxation. So does the activity these naughty origamis are partaking in. 

Origami reduces stress levels and improves relaxation. So does the activity these naughty origamis are partaking in. 

After E.T. phones home, he’s gonna phone you for an out-of-this-world booty call. So slip on these “Abduct Me” glow-in-the-dark Ball Hammock® pouch trunks underwear and get ready for the probing of a lifetime.

After E.T. phones home, he’s gonna phone you for an out-of-this-world booty call. So slip on these “Abduct Me” glow-in-the-dark Long Leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear and get ready for the probing of a lifetime.

After E.T. phones home, he’s gonna phone you for an out-of-this-world booty call. So slip on these “Abduct Me” glow-in-the-dark boyshort undies and get ready for the probing of a lifetime.

Here's the thing about camouflage...you can't see what's happening, so you'll never know what's coming. Look closely into the intricate patterns on this pair of camo Ball Hammock® pouch underwear. Everything is not as it seems.

Literally...where are these long leg Ball Hammock®. I don't see them. Is this some kind of a sick joke? Are you really gonna spend $25.99 on nothing? What am i missing here. If you do manage to see what is on these camouflage Ball...

The patriotic design on these socks ensure that your toes have one more layer of protection when you’re drunkenly setting off fireworks on the 4th of July. Buy a second pair and maybe you’ll even keep all your fingers.

Unconventional, completely turned on and glowing with sex appeal, you'll light up a room brighter than any "major award" when you wear this leg lamp Christmas dress to your next holiday party. With a flattering fit and flair style and matching partner outfits, we...

Designed for the high stakes gambler, these glow in the dark dice patterned Ball Hammock® pouch underwear will help protect your pants in case you run into bad luck and get craps. Rolling these dice will give you all kinds of sexy ideas, like...

Get the Friend Til The End scary doll face mask now. The CDC is now recommending that everyone wear face masks. As a humor-based clothing company, we felt compelled to design adequate masks. Introducing a face mask that will protect yourself and others, and...

Our motivation for creating this palm frond patterned short sleeve blazer is pretty obvious. Who doesn't want to look like a Cuban Fonzie? No magic, no tricks, there's nothing up your sleeves, just tremendous sex appeal oozing from this neon striped short sleeve suit...

Our motivation for creating these palm frond patterned shorts is pretty obvious. Who doesn't want to look like a Cuban Fonzie? No magic, no tricks, there's nothing up your sleeves, just tremendous sex appeal oozing from these neon striped shorts. Imagine strutting into the...

Hit the links in this golf themed Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly, featuring your own personal caddy to look after your balls. Because unlike in golf, you really don’t want to get a hole in one.

Whoever said Snowmen can't be sexy...was obviously wrong. You better believe I'll be making a snowhuman with nipples this winter. If you aren't in a geographical location where snow exists, you can settle for wearing these Ball Hammock® underwear briefs instead and keep the spirit of winter...

Whoever said Snowmen can't be sexy...was obviously wrong. You better believe I'll be making a snowhuman with nipples this winter. If you aren't in a geographical location where snow exists, you can settle for wearing these cheekies instead and keep the spirit of winter in your pants all day long.

At first I thought there were adorable hearts strewn across this Valentine's Day pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with a fly, because that would make sense, right? But once I got a closer look, my innocence was spoiled.

At first I thought there were adorable hearts strewn across this Valentine's Day pair of long leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with a fly, because that would make sense, right? But once I got a closer look, my innocence was spoiled.

Every year Americans throw away 700 million plastic laundry jugs. But not anymore. Our Boulder Breeze Laundry detergent sheets are powerful, plastic free and biodegradable and leave clothes with a splash of orange bergamot and woody base notes. Best of all, they actually freaking...

Not-So-Fun-Fact: Every year Americans throw away 700 million plastic laundry jugs. We're here to end that with Full of Sheet. These are unscented Laundry detergent sheets that are powerful, plastic free, biodegradable and unscented. Best of all, they actually freaking work! An enzymatic plant-derived formula in these...

Forget about the birds and the bees, I wanna know about the flowers.

This suit smells like Spring, feels like laying in the warm grass with a cool breeze rustling the blades around you, and looks like you plucked it fresh out of the damn botanical garden. It's time for you to scream Spring in this floral...

Most blooms tilt towards the sunlight, but these thrive with just a little bit of a cool breeze. Just enough to help them stand at attention.

Most blooms tilt towards the sunlight, but these thrive with just a little bit of a cool breeze. Just enough to help them stand at attention.

Most blooms tilt towards the sunlight, but these thrive with just a little bit of a cool breeze. Just enough to help them stand at attention.

Forget the not-so-silent nights. You've got at least 8 crazy nights coming your way when you wear this pair of Hanukkah themed Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly.

Forget the not-so-silent nights. You've got at least 8 crazy nights coming your way when you wear these Hanukkah themed bikini undies for ladies.