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I'm writing about this Columbus Blue Jackets NHL Onesie with a heavy heart. Last night, the BJs were knocked out of the playoffs by the Capitals. I'm from Indianapolis, which means I should be a Blue Jackets fan, but instead chose the Blackhawks like...

Hmmm, how to describe how you'll look in these murdered out solid black men's pants. For starters: tall, dark and handsome, even if you're short and ugly. Then powerful and brooding, like Ray Lewis in a turtleneck. Not to mention mysterious and intimidating, as...

I was asked to model this red, white, and blue windbreaker jacket one Tuesday morning. Our "real" model couldn't make it that day. But am I the tall, dark gentleman modeling this American flag windbreaker? Nope. Apparently, I don't have the "look", so they...

  The Time Has Come to Build Your Own Men’s Underwear Pack Many have attempted it, many have failed, but we’re proud to give you the first completely customizable make your own underwear pack on the market (that doesn’t suck). Add as many or...

If you ever woke up on Saturday morning with a nice wedgie in your crack and Animal Planet's "The Jeff Corwin Experience" on the tele, these slippery snake swim briefs are for you. If you revel in the thought of your anaconda slithering into...

The Time Has Come to Build Your Couple's Matching Underwear Pack The concept is pretty simple. Why get just one pair of matching underwear when you can stack up to 9 pairs of underwear and save up to 25% while you're at it. Just pick...

Consider Denim's Day Off your backwoods Swiss Army Knife. Wear it to the next Hog Calling Contest, while you open a bottle of whiskey with your teeth, or any scenario in which you’d say, “Hold my beer, watch this.” The sleeveless feature increases mobility...

Go ahead and lift your leg up, put your keys in a fishbowl, or just find a few lovers for the night in these tropical flamingo print pants. They say Flamingos are the international sign for swingers, but we just think they're the sign...

Go ahead and lift your leg up, put your keys in a fishbowl, or just find a few lovers for the night in this tropical flamingo print blazer. They say flamingos are the international sign for swingers, but we just think they're the sign...

A Thanksgiving suit for the ages, here goes: I promise I tried, but I have nothing good to say about giblets of any kind, even yours, Grandma. The very thought of a disembodied turkey neck and various internal bird parts mushed into a biohazard...

  ALUMINUM-FREE – Say goodbye to aluminum and other harsh chemicals. Our deodorant cream is 100% aluminum-free, allowing you to experience all day long comfort and protection against odors, sweat, and chafing.   VERSATILE– Not only is our deodorant cream effective in keeping you dry...

If it's warm outside as you read this, I can almost guarantee your gonads are a little sweaty. If you've ever suffered from bat wings, SWASS or chub rub you may be entitled to compensation. Just kidding, we can't offer you money, but we...

If you love the relief and ease of a big 'ole dump, this retro beanie is the perfect thing for you. This vintage puff ball beanie will keep you warm during those unexpected outbursts. There is just nothing better than those initial chills and...

The name's derived from the man with an arm like a damn rocket, a c*ck like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fuggin scientist - Kenny Powers aka La Flama Blanca. This white jacket makes you play real sports like baseball because...

We named this tropical pink flamingo dress the Flamingal because, well, it's a flamingo wrap dress for gals. Our inspiration for the design, however, was much more thought out. Although this tropical dress fits equally as well at any Miami club as it does...

Before I get into the details of this retro ski headband, let me help you out. It took me 4 months to figure out what Le Tits Now meant. Say it 5 times fast. You see, it sounds like "Late, It's Now!" Consider this...

Your private parts will never feel more free than when you are wearing these matching USA themed underthangs. Well, unless you are butt naked. These red white and blue boxers, cheeky undies and bralette will make you feel like you are perched in the...

This Anaheim Ducks NHL onesie is our last ditch effort to make the Ducks mighty again. When designing this Hockey Sockey one zip, we decided to make it softer than the organization that bought the Ducks in 2006... Walt Disney Company. We also made...

Whether you're trying to stand out or blend in, this camo button down shirt has got you covered...in super soft stretch flannel, that is. Likely to be the most comfortable item in your closet, it also has plenty of convenient pockets to fill with...

Things have come along way since the Broncos wore hand-me down uniforms from college teams in the '60s. If Von Miller can get paid $114.5 million for wearing ridiculous outfits off the field. That raise had nothing to do with his performance on the...